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The Eiffel tower is going to be deconstructed.

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damn ok lake superior

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Good turt

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bands from michigan when the lights are on: oh absolutely NOT cut that out immediately

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Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

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“do you really wanna be on that medication for the rest of your life :(?” yes actually I would love that. I know what I’m like off it

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Every time I remember that dramatic Minecraft comic someone cropped the bottom two panels from, I have to take a break to cackle at it

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Elon Musk’s attorneys are immolating themselves as we speak

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the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

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If you want to add context, reblog with where you've mostly lived and/or why you've had to move in the past.

#11 times including college #6 not including college #but i think college counts

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“Your ancestors are amazed at all your spices!”

“Your ancestors are impressed that you are an educated woman!”

“Your ancestors are proud that you are thriving in spite of what society did to them and you”

It’s all very sweet! But! Necromancy! Is! Still! Illegal! Your ancestors are going back in the ground!

Stop resurrecting them to show off!

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my five year plan? read a lot of books. visit museums. walk through woods. stand in a river. adopt a little kitty. drink lemonade while sitting in a rocking chair on my porch.

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loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done