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shortkingkirk · 21 hours
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me when i log onto www.youtube.con
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shortkingkirk · 23 hours
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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shortkingkirk · 2 days
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shortkingkirk · 6 days
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Customer: SHOE FETISH DMV: SHOE FETISH Verdict: ACCEPTED
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shortkingkirk · 8 days
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New day same bullshit
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shortkingkirk · 10 days
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this threatening aura
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shortkingkirk · 10 days
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shortkingkirk · 10 days
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All the night scenes in the Fallout show are so dark. They should have lit it like the games and had all of the characters talking to the vault dweller girl have a bright green pip-boy light shining directly in their face
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shortkingkirk · 10 days
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No fucking way LMFAO
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shortkingkirk · 10 days
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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
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shortkingkirk · 12 days
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When big dogs give ya the woof. You know what I'm talking. The soft ruff. I love the way domesticated animals all huff and snort and shake off tension. I love seeing their lil play murders and the way they'll fall asleep on top of each other and the way they'll come check on you and the way they deal with their emotions holy shit animals are best. We have these creatures that are capable of gruesome horrors but we've trained them to be perfect little cuddlebugs
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shortkingkirk · 16 days
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Arthur making fun of John. Got the audio from Rob's tiktok I think about him talking about how Roger Clark (actor of Arthur) sent him that text.
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shortkingkirk · 17 days
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Will be posting fallout show thoughts but i will be tagging it #fallout tv. Will probably post sometime today
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shortkingkirk · 19 days
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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
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