shortace
shortace
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Lots of Artemis Fowl. Also reblogging Umbrella Academy, ASOUE, other fandoms, human rights, environmental stuff...
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shortace · 11 hours ago
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writing a fic and I just had to share a line which I love:
‘I hate to disappoint you,’ lied Artemis
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shortace · 13 hours ago
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Utopia exists only in one’s childhood life. — Hayao Miyazaki
KIKI’S DELIVERY SERVICE / 魔女の宅急便 (1989) dir. Hayao Miyazaki / 宮崎 駿 | WHISPER OF THE HEART / 耳をすませば (1995) dir. Yoshifumi Kondō / 近藤 喜文
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shortace · 17 hours ago
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You remove her head like the barbie doll? jail for king louis!
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hmmm
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shortace · a day ago
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Last night I dreamed I met Stephen Fry. He was wearing this super funky shirt with colourful little cartoon faces all over it. But I was looking for a towel so I could have a shower, and I told him the pattern looked like it should be on a towel.
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shortace · a day ago
Umbrella Academy au where the siblings arent abused, its just a really long, really complicated DnD campain that Five spent actual years developing and thinking out, only for his dipshit siblings to enter and RUIN it all.
Klaus: I accidentally time travel to the Vietnam War
Five: That’s not in the-
Klaus: Roll seduction on the first soldier I meet
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shortace · a day ago
Ace culture is being flabbergasted that when people have crushes they imagine them in a sexual way and not just in a 'they're cute to look at' way
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shortace · a day ago
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my utopia
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shortace · a day ago
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what. the. fuck.
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Kevin Lenaghan, “Stairway”, “Glass Palace”, and “Crystal Stairway” (2021)
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shortace · a day ago
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My tooth hurts now, but the good painkillers make me drowsy so I don't want to take them until right before bed.
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shortace · a day ago
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So many anti friend groups are just straight up cults and it's genuinely terrifying to see and be part of.
If you're scared of your friends for whatever reason, it you're scared of liking being in a specific fandom or liking a specific ship because you think you'll lose all your friends over it, if your friend group is essentially built on the idea that you're all good and everyone else is bad, if your friends use social ostracization and online stalking and harassment campaigns as threats and weapons, if your friends use fear and moral panic to keep people in line. . . . .
Please get out of there. This isn't even about shipping or fandom or whatever, it's about staying safe and not getting sucked into a literal cult. Cut them off, block them on all your social media, remake accounts if you need to, and make new friends who don't leave you feeling like you're walking on eggshells around them. Just stay safe.
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shortace · a day ago
aroace culture is constantly asking "wait, that's real? that's not just made up for romcoms?"
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shortace · 2 days ago
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shortace · 2 days ago
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There are two email types that always just make me go... "why, what's wrong with them?"
OKCupid telling me someone likes me, and Tumblr telling me someone has followed me.
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shortace · 2 days ago
hey!! are there any australian orgs for Aboriginal people i could donate to?
There’s about a million because many are focused on a specific community and there’s a bunch of different issues that they focus on like health services, legal support, domestic violence survivor assistance, inter-generational trauma of the Stolen Generations, LGBTQIA+ specific Indigenous peoples, better education outcomes, etc. A lot are specific to either a state or even a city so there may be some in your community.
Here’s a big link dump for you though:
Legal:
Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Legal Services Qld Limited (Queensland, including Torres Strait)
Aboriginal Legal Rights Movement Incorporated (South Australia)
Aboriginal Legal Service of Western Australia Incorporated (Western Australia)
Aboriginal Legal Service (NSW/ACT) Limited (New South Wales and Australian Capital Territory)
North Australian Aboriginal Justice Agency Limited (Northern Territory north and south zone)
Tasmanian Aboriginal Community Legal Service (Tasmania)​
Victorian Aboriginal Legal Service Co-operative Limited (Victoria).
The Aboriginal Legal Service
Other subjects:
Children’s Ground
Bridge The Gap Foundation
The Healing Foundation
Warriors of the Aboriginal Resistance (WAR) which I can’t find a website so I think just has a Facebook page
Grandmothers Against Removals (another Facebook page)
Black Rainbow
Pay The Rent
And people will mention many more in the notes. 
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shortace · 2 days ago
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Bonded by trauma!
Eoin Colfer and Lara McDonnell are both on Instagram celebrating the anniversary of the Artemis Fowl movie, and I'm just doing my best to scroll past those posts quickly before I give in to temptation and comment something negative which neither of them deserve!
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shortace · 2 days ago
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Eoin Colfer and Lara McDonnell are both on Instagram celebrating the anniversary of the Artemis Fowl movie, and I'm just doing my best to scroll past those posts quickly before I give in to temptation and comment something negative which neither of them deserve!
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shortace · 2 days ago
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ANTI-BARFING SPIKES.
This is why they have such a problem with plastic bags. It’s because the unique structure of their esophagus makes it so that they can’t get rid of them.
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shortace · 2 days ago
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can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??
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shortace · 2 days ago
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Today I am alternating between reading Jane Eyre and The Eyre Affair, which is rather fun.
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shortace · 2 days ago
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I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.
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