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“why would you write fics for small, unpopular fandoms? you’re not gonna reach that many hits in fandoms not many people know about” ?? because I’m not writing fics for hits or kudos, I’m writing them for me because these characters are my blorbos and I have so many ideas, so much thoughts about them that my brain might explode if I don’t write them out.

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Wizards make all those funny hand gestures because they're selecting the spell from a terrible UI

­The reason spell slots are so limited is because your wizard refuses to buy premium magic.

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going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

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literally so embarrassing to have someone go "i don't go here" or "what's this from?" on my art and it's a rarepair/crackship that is in no way representative of the source material... and i have to be like. well you see, the rest of the restaurant's menu is not like this. i'm doing my own thing eating black olives right out of the can in the back-of-house. whether or not you want me to throw you a can, you have to understand that's not what they serve out front

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

#SCALES SCALES SCALES SCALES

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all those sci-fi movies in the future where all the heroes are Usamerican will be so funny in the future like 😂😂😂 girl your empire is not surviving this century 😂😂😂

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It's genuinely my dream to be a collaborator on some kind of fantasy adventure save-the-world story BUT my collaboration will be specifically the subplot about a weird fucked up romance between a supporting female character (good guy) and the second biggest bad villain (bad guy)

I literally have the entire story plotted. One day I'll be asked into a collaboration and they're gonna regret it so fast when I bring out my super toxic b-line romance arc corkboard

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tumblr will never count as social media to me. This shit a secret hideout and we just all happen to see each others thoughts

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this game was so fucking funny and for what. i can't believe there are people who dislike the alola games

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One time I brought one of my rocks with me on a plane to touch to calm me down during the flight, but it fell out of my pocket on my way back to the bathroom and then as soon as i realized this they actually announced “did anyone lose…… . A rock” over the loudspeaker system.

When I went up to claim it the plane man, clearly unable to throw off the shackles of his training in the procedure of asking for people’s full names and birthdates when they come to claim wallets, said “wait no, first tell me what color it is so I know it’s really yours”

He seemed to realize this was stupid directly after saying it and kind of smiled like to make it a joke but the joke was on him bc I Described the fucking rock to him for like 30 solid seconds

…anyway. that was an interaction I had once

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I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.

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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!

#i want to be bioluminescent