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the cutest man.

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Daily reminder: If they wanna talk to you, they will. If they wanna be with you, they will. If they wanna make things work, they will. Don’t let things be one sided. It’s not healthy, and it’s not fair to you.

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“no guest features” 🧐

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5 ways not to be used:

-believe patterns not apologies

-don’t fall in love with potential

-believe red flags

-know your worth

-don’t lower your standards

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Calum in the Lie To Me Acoustic music video

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i’m simple….this is my fav character dynamic

alternatively 

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Danny look out! Get out of there the ghost portals turning on Danny! Oh my god he can’t hear us he has AirPods on.

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His hair bouncing uwu ☺️

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the signs grouped

taurus, cancer, libra, saggitarius: mom friend of each element, equally craves balance and excitement, can have lots of emotions but don’t always express them in the best way, always unsure of where to focus their energy, indulgent in expensive or nice things

capricorn, scorpio, gemini, aries: the self-proclaimed badasses of each element, intense energy, work hard, can be hard to read emotionally, typically full of interesting things to say and blunt playful/witty banter

virgo, pisces, aquarius, leo: the independent signs of each element, introspective, tends to live in their own world, a lot of energy focused on the self, usually does things a bit differently, wants to stand out

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Why you don’t want the signs as enemies

Aries: Very physical, will not hesitate to beat you up if you particularly tick them off, brute strength

Taurus: Can make your friends and even people who don’t know you turn on you

Gemini: Will still act like your friend but will secretly start rumors behind your back

Cancer: Will constantly do little things that will tick you off and make your day that much worse

Leo: Will challenge you to things to make you embarrassed if you loose and even if do win they’ll make you feel like you hadn’t

Virgo: Are insufferable and will always try to one up you at everything

Libra: Will ignore you, only to throw dirty looks at you when you’re not paying attention, belittles you if they do have to talk to you

Scorpio: Will pretend to be your lover and take you to beautiful places and kiss you there, then they’ll break up with you and you can never go to those places again

Sagittarius: Will steal some of your stuff, nothing too big but significant enough to ruin your day

Capricorn: Will pretend to be your friend only to change you in the way they want you to be, intentionally

Aquarius: Tries to embarrass you at every turn, takes the good you do and makes it bad, laughs at your awkwardness

Pisces: Won’t do anything too drastic to you, but will be a constant reminder of how you wronged them

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Demon or angel

Acts like an angel, is secretly a demon: Libra, Sagittarius, Taurus

Acts like a demon, is secretly an angel: Scorpio, Leo, Gemini

Acts like an angel, is actually an angel: Virgo, Cancer, Capricorn

Acts like a demon, is actually a demon: Aquarius, Pisces, Aries

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Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

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oh god 

the face sherlock makes on the tarmac when he realizes john doesn’t know he’s going to his death 

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Singer: does a weird BLEH noise in between lyrics

Me, a rat: Fucking SUPERB,

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