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Honest to god I could write entire books on the fucked up little micro societies that exist solely in isolated gmod servers

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Jolyne Kujo doodle on a receipt at work.

#jojo’s bizarre adventure #art #shoel's art #sketch #drawing

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Wyverns, Drakes and Wyrms (source)

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New Alternative Bands You Have to Listen to:

The Amazons 🌿 (new favorite album that isn’t weird electronic shit) Spring King 👑 (whole album is throwback punk I love it) Paris Youth Foundation 🗼 (new but amazing) Blossoms 🌸 (literally every song is a bop) Catfish and the Bottlemen 🐠 (dance/laugh/cry/get horny = listening to this british band) Sundara Karma 🌞 (stick your head out the car window and sing at the top of your lungs music) The Hunna 🌑 (good pop-punk stuff) The Drums 🥁 (funky/ good guitar riffs/ clap along music) High Tyde 🌊 (danceable, light indie) Sjowgren ⭐️ (one of my favorite bands and they only have 5 songs out…) Coast Modern 🌈 (more electronic indie, lots of bops) The Shelters 🛤 (EARLY 2000s ALTERNATIVE IS NOT DEAD!!!) Declan McKenna ☘️ (meaningful, heartfelt lyrics that restores your faith in teenage boys and music) The Lemon Twigs 🍋 (mix of new indie and 60’s music…it’s interesting but so good) Made Violent 🔪 (also restores my faith in alternative and punk) RIVVRS ⚓️ (catchy songs, even greater music videos) Mainland 🏝 (JUST LISTEN TO “OUTCAST”. JUST DO IT) Waterparks 🎡 (if you want new and improved 2017 emo music this is for you)   The Delta Riggs ⚫️ (the BEST funky alternative) The Dose 💊 (90’s vibe… it’s good stuff) Microwave 🎛 (no microwave emoji stop judging me but SUCH an underrated band) The Orwells 📖 (best thing about this band are the cool unique drum beats in every song) Moose Blood 🔥 (upbeat, fun alternative) Circa Waves 🌊 (summer vibes with first album, second album is more rock) Tobias Jesso Jr 🌓 (more acoustic indie, extreme Beatles vibe) Diamond Rugs 💎 (fast paced, upbeat alternative that’s going to be stuck in your head all day) Hippo Campus 🌼 (traditional indie, easy going)

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HAHAH I’m back you dumb betches

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official goodbye

i forgot i had an account on this godforsaken website and apparently its dead as fuck

goodbye yall

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Season 5, Episode 12 “Now Who’s the Dummy?”

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Things that I think are super overrated

- Harry Potter

- Tim Burton

- Panic! at the Disco

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big dick energy

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official hex maniac art: 

y’all????:

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*eyes snap open in the middle of the night*

Mr Incredible helped his clients find loopholes in their insurance claims because it was the closest thing he had to being a hero in a long time

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Was too fun to make.

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“…It revolves around Kratos and his son Atreus. Atreus is just his nickname, his real name is Boy.”

— cr1tikal

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Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.