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wonho:

me:

bitch strut

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Wonho body appreciation post pt. 7

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Wonho body appreciation post pt. 8

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Soulmates feel one anothers’ pain AUs

Meeting

‘I came to stop this street fight because that really big punch you just recieved made me scream at a cashier. Also are you injured?’ AU

‘This public toilet has a knuckle-shaped hole in the wall, is this anything to do with you? Because five minutes ago it felt like my knuckles were on fire’ AU

‘Holy shit you just got stabbed, you need help but also god my stomach feels like it’s exploding’ AU

‘I think you’re my soulmate because you’re biting your lip and mine’s hurting now’ AU

‘I just banged my knee on that table over there and you hissed in pain, dude I think we’re soulmates’ AU

Others:

‘Please don’t touch that flame, I’m/we’re in a public place and I don’t want to scream’ AU

‘Why do you insist on taking out staples by hand?’ AU

‘Please don’t hurt yourself, I can’t stand seeing you in pain and nor could I stand the pain myself knowing why I feel it’ AU

‘For the love of God use oven gloves next time, my boss was about to promote me when I swore in their face’ AU

‘I can feel your stress headache is everything okay?’ AU

‘I came to find you at work to tell you to stop knocking so violently on your coworker’s office door’ AU

‘Why must you get a tattoo whilst I’m trying to sleep?’ AU

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Winwin: every time I come around notha bad boy down

Winwin: got em like

Yuta: Ooh ooh

Winwin: hit them with my love like

Yuta: ooh ooh

Winwin: shot another bad boy down

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little devil binnie!

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Eunwoo: Would you slap your best friend for two million dollars?

Moonbin: Yes, and I'd give you half.

Rocky: No one asked, but I'd roundhouse kick Sanha for 3 cents.

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Young K: We are all God’s children and he left us in a hot car

Sungjin: Is this twenty-one pilots?

Young K: Disrespect me like that again and I’ll pistol whip your grandparents

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Dowoon: Can I have candy?

Jae: What did Sungjin say?

Dowoon: No

Jae: Then why should I let you?

Dowoon: He’s not the boss of you

Jae, internally: It’s a trap

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Sungjin: You’re giving me a sticker.

Wonpil: Not just any sticker. That’s a sticker of a kitty saying “Me-wow”.

Sungjin: I’m not a child.

Wonpil: *shrugs* Fine I’ll take it back.

Sungjin: I earned this. Back off.

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Sungjin: Why is Wonpil always putting the dishes away so loudly?

Young K: To let everyone know that no one helps around the house

Wonpil: *literally throws plates into cabinets*

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Jae: Yesterday I yote my water bottle down the hall

Young K: Did you just use “yeet” in past tense?

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Dowoon: My day was just made

Sungjin: What kind of dog was it?

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Haechan: [Watching Jisung dance] Yes! Finish fucking it the fuck up!

Doyoung: Language, please.

Haechan: Suck a cock.

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Seungkwan, covering Vernon's eyes from behind: Guess who!

Seungkwan: He's sweet, adorable, and he's gonna get really mad if you get it wrong.

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Yoongi: What's upsetting you?

Namjoon: He's always using common phrases wrong.

Jin: Oh, cry me a table, Namjoon.

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Yoongi: They want to talk about their feelings… I’m not good at that.

*flashback*

Jimin: I’m just feelings so hurt and shocked, and I don’t know how to react, and… Are you climbing out of the window?

Yoongi: *has half climbed out of the window* …No.