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Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.

#being a 13th doctor hater has me feeling like this

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no im not even kidding ive just seen a TikTok that appears to reason that Jaime and Brienne are sexually attracted to each other but in a platonic way. that they are into each other but incompatible with intimacy it would be wrong for them. they are a romantic beauty and the best but in a platonic way. DO YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND HOW RIDICULOUS YOU SOUND I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE

#let brienne have sex #asoiaf

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I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

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#hotd #rhaenicent

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I’ve lived my whole wretched life at your mercy, yours alone

prints

#this is pretty #griddlehark #tlt

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t shirt that says Niche microblogging influencer who has kind of fallen off recently

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He faked cancer, he's been shot robbing his own bar, he's been arrested for arson, he bit open the jugular of a mall Santa in an attempt to kill, he kidnapped a bar critic with a hammer in a fit of rage, he gifted a woman a box of spiders and a man a box of hornets, he tried to chuck a woman out a window, he beat up a group of children for stealing his friend's bike (and might have killed a kid). He lives in a filthy one-room apartment with a rich old man and they keep cans of piss stored in every corner, because he boarded up the bathroom (toilet is noisy) and the bedroom (rooms behind other rooms are creepy). He can't read or write, but he's insistent on writing speeches and signing contracts. He makes up songs in fits of anger and to release his trauma when he's high, he created a play about his CSA, but it was actually just a cover for a marriage proposal to a woman he's stalked for a decade, and he continues to stalk her for another decade. He's an alcoholic janitor who huffs chemicals daily, and he'd happily skin someone alive while hallucinating, just as easily as he cut open his own arm in an attempt to win a made-up game.

He is a terrible man

#have you considered though #that he's just a little guy #iasip

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I really deeply hate how the correct statement "using man-hating as a cover for transmisogyny is awful and you need to be able to recognize when that's being used as a dogwhistle" has somehow evolved into "misandry is real and that's why terfs are wrong" like no I don't think it is. Can we please retire Not All Men I can't do this

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you'll just be minding ur business and then suddenly the air smells like an august evening in 2005

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On my way back from an MCR tribue band and ngl I got a bit emotional during Famous Last Words. Like this song is all about holding on through the dark times and reaching a better place and you know we all felt that at fifteen when we were lonely closeted queer weirdos. Then I turn around and I realise the room is full of queer weirdos in their 30s, visible and beautiful, and we're singing together and I'm dancing with my friends and kissing them both and holy shit, they were right, I am not afraid to keep on living. Cos I see you lying next to me. With words I thought I'd never speak. Awake. And unafraid.

#you know #mcr

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People tend to throw out the phrase "extremely specific kinks" as though that inherently implies something transgressive, but in my experience, the overwhelming majority of extremely specific kinks are so innocuous that you could see them in public and not even clock them. For every person who can only get off to having their nipples electrocuted, there are a dozen who are volcanically aroused by seeing their partner wearing one specific pair of socks.

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#executing catholics

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#black sails

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fountain in italy

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“the trans girl analogue is the least funny character” 🚩🚩🚩🚩

Do you know any un-funny trans girls? I thought not. Ergo, James Derry Girls is not a trans girl

#derry girls