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Link to the gay porn library of Alexandria.

Happy pride.

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I know this isn't ninjago guys but I finished this 17 hour painting for my art class and I was proud of it so...enjoy.

I love Egypt fun fact about me. :)

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Really fucking sad. No words.

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well darling, im off to work! *i kiss my beautiful wife and walk out the door, wearing my umbrella hat into the storm. i get hit by lightning and the lightning supercharges my brain and i become Brianiac (my name is brian in this situation) Headguy. I stand up, realizing the blast has made me supergenius, despite all odds against it. I walk back inside, my wife (my current gf but i have married her because she supports me despite my name being brian) balks in shock and awe as i go to the family computer and respond to every troll on earth with infallibe infallebal infalabel infalible logic*

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I play game grumps best of 2017 for a British royal guardsmen to get him to laugh but he opens fire on me instead

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Bumping My Head Into U So Cutely Until Blood

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It's us!

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not the implications.... can't stand the impies...

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reblog to pet prev

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Some gay men really put 0 hours of work into unlearning their hatred of women’s bodies and anatomy it’s embarrassing. Like i’m super fucking sorry that you’ve got a pussy ick thing going on but i got over it after like one conversation with a friend and you’re 29 years old publicizing your pussy ick on twitter dot com dot gov posting about how super fucking hard it is that trans men are also in gay bars and that’s Not Valid because ewwww they have vacheena which is the opposite of gay eeewwwwwww! And you have to let everybody know that you’re gay not because you like men but because you hate pussy so much it makes you transphobic. Like how can you even continue to serve cunt in such a state

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Baldur's Gate 3 is a game where you can have purple eyes, horns, a tail, and fully animated genitals BUT you can't be fat

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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

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it's always so funny to see a bug just fucking booking it across the floor. like girl where are you going. bug plans

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You can take the apartheid out of South Africa but you can never take it out of a white South African

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オレは今からおツメ切られなのです

She's going to cut my claws just now...

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they can give me all the physiotherapy exercises they want, but I know that all true healing is coming from jiggling my leg a bunch while seated

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People on this app will say shit like “be gay do crime!” And call themselves a “tranny genderfuck” and then clutch their pearls when a trans women calls herself a bi lesbian