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i woke up at 3:30 AM for no reason and i've never lived in the midwest but i'm considering making snickers salad because i saw a tumblr post about it
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quackity, watching purpled stalk around las nevadas: wow he looks especially angsty today, i wonder what he’s listening to
purpled’s headphones:
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🎶 A TRUE TRUE FRIEND HELPS A FRIEND IN NEED 🎶
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does anyone want to see my cat
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this is the dumbest thing ive ever made
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Please retire the "we are made of stardust" phrase I am so tired of it
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NO CHEATING: You’re starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title. Who/what is it?
thank you for the tag @https-stay 💕💕💕
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tagging: anyone who wants to play along!
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there's nothing i can say to top this
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bad news fellas, just got word from the boss, he says no more kissing each other on the job
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hey um. i'm really sorry but we stabbed your boyfriend 23 times. yeah he's not coming back. sorry.
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amazing
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If you come in you don’t have to come out
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love that genres of posts where someone has screenshotted the text of a tiktok bc the actual video is irrelevant, so its just a text post with extra forehead.
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