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sometimes? i just be holding my titty

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Ghost Problems

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#gif

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I know the sign says “It’s not what you think,” but I’m pretty sure it’s because the guy in front of me didn’t flush.

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itsmollybiotch

he’s v cautious to weed out the thots

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if I was famous I would 100% create a blog in my own fandom and then make speculative posts like ‘I bet she sits in her underwear watching the phantom of the opera eating animal crackers’ and ideally I would get internet hate for my weirdly specific speculation but in reality that would be exactly what I was doing and the jokes on everyone

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maybe if we unplug America and plug it back in???

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do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

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Winter is coming.

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Source https://img00.deviantart.net/18af/i/2016/133/1/7/nelson_mandela_mandala_by_trensun-da2cnzs.jpg

#puns #mandala #Nelson Mandela #Nelson Mandala

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Acab

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Things I have learned from cat planet

$15.99 is the price of a regular cat planet

Thorns are dangerous and they’ll make you eat soup/cheese

You don’t shove your face into a clod of mud, that’s not how you mow the lawn

The cat planet village is great and is the most delicious pie Raocow has ever eaten

The middle of a planet doesn’t count as a planet

There’s a reason why all the lava is locked up in the middle of the earth, its to keep out of our cats and our planets

Lava doesn’t co operate very well with angels

Its dangerous to be exposed to hotness when mining for ore-oil

Lavarolarolalama is very popular with the ladies 

I am not a dude, I have a dress

Northward is “Up” in cat planet cat planet cat planet

Sometimes its confusing and you get your face smushed up into confetties

Raocow wouldn’t believe that with a saucepan

There are many ways to make an “ee” sound

The letter H is the loneliest of planets

Crows are not cats at all 

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his names is spaghetti