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Staff turned 10 today. 
This cupcake is just a distraction from the stalking shadow of Death that one day claims us all.
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Oh my god I made this cringefest so many years ago
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oh my god
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if this ain’t me
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This looks sketchy...
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Hi there, I’m Rachel! Everyone keeps messaging me and asking me “what was your secret to losing weight?” so I decided to make this post. This is how I was able to lose 40 pounds in 2 months with almost no exercise or change in diet.
A few months ago, my friend who’s studying to becoming a dietician told me about a fruit from Southeast Asia called Garcinia Cambogia. The fruit increases your metabolism & helps slightly suppress your appetite so you don’t overeat. Despite feeling skeptical I decided to try it. I ordered a pure extract of the fruit online. Now I’m able to eat the same food, and burn more fat at the same time. This is what I do every morning: mix the supplement with lemon water + honey to jumpstart my metabolism for the day, then drink it once more before dinner. That’s it. I ate the same way as before, worked out once a week & my fat melted away like butter. The way I see it, if it worked for me.. it can work for anybody.
EDIT: people keep asking me where you can get the supplement. I got mine here, because you can get a free month supply for only $5 shipping with the coupon at the bottom!! I’ve spent more than that on a salad before 🤦🤦
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TACTICAL VISOR ACTIVATED
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The first line in this news story is so dramatic
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Freshmen about to be in the hallways like
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The struggle
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Too soon?
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(Based off an actual conversation I had today with changmoans… But a little more gay.)
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Whoever produced the show "Keeping up with the Kardashians" needs to be shot.
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YAAAAAASSSS. I have nothing else to say so just go with it.
person: he’s so hot
lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive
person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men
lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good
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We need this shit ASAP.
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