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bathroom graffiti is an important part of any public ecosystem

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the idea of you was fucking insane in all the best ways, satisfied every single bisexual urge i’ve ever had and reminded me of romcoms i used to watch in the 2000s. 10/10 must watch again.

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Elsie and Jack from Love, Theoretically by Ali Hazelwood, for Illumicrate Afterlight

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the serotonin released after reading any ali hazelwood book is unparalleled

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Children's oppression and lack of humanization is one topic that makes my insides feel like they're rotting and I'll die on the hill of defending them and pointing out how fucking gross it is every single time people act like it's cool actually to hate a group of people who are the least able to defend themselves in any terrible situation

Y'all will scream "protect queer kids" "protect trans kids" "protect kids of color" then forget all that and proudly stand behind "well kids are fucking annoying in public actually so it's fine when I talk about wanting to have grocery stores and planes that are child free :)" individualism has killed humanity so deeply

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i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

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Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

#the most beautiful post on my dash today

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a really interesting "criticism" to me about the rwrb movie to me is that henry and alex seem too straight. and i don't mean that nick and taylor are straight, i mean that as characters they seem straight because of how they talk or how they carry themselves or whatever y'all deem as straight. and it's interesting because this is intentional. a lot of the fandom jokes about how it was wild that they weren't caught earlier when they were so obvious in public sometimes. but these things are combined. henry and alex do a pretty shitty job of hiding their relationship. they fuck in semi public space, they kiss with the door still partially open, alex grabs henry's ass in front of his own mother but they're still not caught. they're outed. there is a difference. and they're outed or discovered by someone who is queer in both the book and the movie. (edit: i know rafael doesn't out them in the book, i mean that him being queer is central to the outing arc) this is because henry and alex intentionally (from a writing pov) "pass" as straight. and again, they are this way in the book too. so everyone believes that they're just friends despite being obviously besotted because why would they be anything else? they're big, tall, athletic "masculine" men, you see? no one looked at them and imagined they were having an affair because it wasn't obvious to them. the funniest tag to me was someone who said alex looks like a "football player and not a real gay person." when alex is a lacrosse player and bisexual, actually. but still, they missed the entire point-the story is addressing society's preconceived notions of what being queer looks like. and it looks like anyone.

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#chappell roan #mini skirt and gogo boots shld be a complete outfit

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“and the universe said…”

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The gas statioj has a drinks store because it helps the car/owner bond if you eat fluids together

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no one talks abt how butterfly inducing it is to flirt with someone using the formal tumi and tomar in bangla

#criminally underrated #form of flirting #where all my desis at #specifically where all my bangalis at #cuz omg

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