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A male common agama (Agama agama) basking on a rock in Cameroon, Africa

by Bernard Dupont

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this is purely for fun and I've certainly been guilty of a few of these things myself in my years of fic writing. don't be weird in the notes and don't use this as an excuse to insult someone's writing.

#misspelling 'thighs' as 'tights' #it just drives me fuckin nuts

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there are many benefits to being a marine biologist

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“ExcUSE me?!”

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popular "average monkey learns one new thing a day" statistic incorrect. Curious Georg,

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Shawn and Gus are drift compatible but under no circumstances should they ever be allowed to pilot a jaeger

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—Sharon Olds, “Love Fossil” from Satan Says

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I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

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New idea: instead of writing the fic, you come over to my house and I tell you the entire plot while I pace my tiny kitchen. There’s a cup of tea, warm in your hands. The words don’t stop and the affection never leaves your expression.

#sounds easier yes please

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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"someone who allows you to rest" is the relationship dynamic of all time

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FAMILY PAPER DOLLS MONTH

These Bushytail squirrel paper dolls are pretty cute.

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my favorite customer service slip ups

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Get Wrecked, Caroline!

From that thing I have watched a few too many times. This is definitely how that went

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