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Everybody do the wenis!

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been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now

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girl who wont shut up about how she "loves a man in uniform" but as she keeps talking it becomes clear she's talking about butches in customer service jobs

#god it's true

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"being queer is about love" hmm actually being queer is about defying societal norms about gender and sexuality and does not depend on feeling love at all

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People who see pics of like those fucked up deep sea fish and creatures and go "omg I'm never going swimming in the ocean again 😰😰😰" calm down. They're 5000 feet below where you are and also i went down there and none of them even knew you. Leave them alone bitch

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it fucking sucks how you can do all the therapy and self healing in the world and you still have to wake up living under a capitalist death cult that's killed community and crushes your soul

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guy who has chronic pain and fatigue: man why can't i do more stuff

#it me

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do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”

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#oh my GOD i need this so badly #too many fash in my music scenes tbh

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bc you put men dni on your posts, men learned how to be sexual in a healthy way! you did it! you definitely didnt just ostracize the people who already care about being respectful and others who may not fall into the category of men but dont feel comfortable claiming that in part because of people like you!

and above all, it worked, I'm sure. you never had the lusty eyes of a man on your post and you never get any interactions you dont want. you definitely accomplished more than loudly proclaiming that you view the world through a lens handed to you by TERFs

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this is the single greatest line of dialogue that has ever or will ever exist im so glad the big bang happened and life progressed to the exact line of circumstances that allowed this to happen

#this is peak Fox Mulder and it happens in S1 #X-Files #Fox Mulder #Dana Scully

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

#me when i read my archived chat with Lucy #miss you pal

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen

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#landlords are parasites