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Damn it's crazy how they really put effort into making Jasper not sound like a predator in the official translation

The Kiss Scandal Scramble - Lance Ira/Jasper Lane

まかナイ (Court of Darkness) Event Story Eng. Fan Translation

Chapter 1

I have a giant love-hate relationship with this story. One of the things I always would fantasize about Lance doing comes true, but it comes at the cost of one of the grossest Jasper story yet. Anyways, I translated up until the second chapter before starting to post any of this, because I had to get through the worst part–I couldn’t stop until things were mostly okay again. High key wanted to toss my computer across the room and had to take several moments of just gknjafnkgjkdjn because damn Jasper is just a whole fucking SEA of red flags in this. Ugh. That said, there’s no assault or drugging for those who may be concerned, and things do end happily! Well, depending on which end you choose, in my personal opinion. I plan on translating both as of right now, but I can’t guarantee the second end is gonna happen.)

>>Chapter 1<< | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Good End (💕🥰😍) | Bad End (🚩🙅‍♀️🚨) | Other Works/Content

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bro... this is the next event that's coming up in the English app, I think ... the pressure is real

Gotta see how I hold up to Voltage 😭

Fragments of Dormant Love - Lance Ira

まかナイ (Court of Darkness) Event Story Eng. Fan Translation

Chapter 1

I actually started translating this story like nine months ago, but only recently finished it! This is like one of the first Lance event stories I read, and honestly one of my favorites because I think it really shows how well Lance and his MC suit each other. It’s told from Lance’s point of view, so you also get to see what a softie he is~!

>>Chapter 1<< | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Last Chapter | Other Works/Content

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I pull the pin and throw the grenade straight up. Then I throw the pin straight up, and it slides right back into the grenade in midair, disarming it. When the grenade lands, it bonks me in the skull, killing me.

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a beast blocks the path ahead

what will you do

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I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game

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I see this headline:

As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, I’ll bite. Let’s see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake. 

They paid $49 for this “frog-themed” cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:

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event i witnessed today

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3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak

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can i show you guys one of my favorite out of context wikipedia section titles

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Wow. Talk about attention to detail.

Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21