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"average president is convicted of .74 felonies" factoid actualy just statistical error. average president is convicted of 0 felonies. Felonies Georg, who lives in Mar-a-Lago & was convicted of 34 felonies, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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TRUMPS GUILTY CRAB RAVE

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what is like… the most on brand, stereotypical zodiac sign trait is true for you?

#I don't plot and scheme very often #but when I do it's glorious

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I thought I'd be good at giving myself shots/checking my blood sugar since I endure shots pretty easily, but damn, doing it to yourself is a whole different ball game.

#life of shimmy

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CHILCHUCK TIMS SAYS WORKERS RIGHTS!!

Inspirational words for freelancers, hourly paid workers and salarymen alike

(There will be stickers, watch this space :,,)

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck

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good morning

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costco meshi

#Did I mention that I recently got a costco membership #the chicken bakes are fucken cracked #I can get a 20 pack of the lacroix variety pack with the limoncello flavor included for like 8-9 bucks its great #I yearn for a deep freezer #hopefully one day I'll have my own kitchen and can COOK MYSELF SOME GD HEALTHY MEALS

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Maybe turning into a horrible monster would solve all my problems. You can't prove it won't!

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Also, if anyone has any tips for how to get a PC to recognize a Huion tablet that it used to recognize but doesn't anymore because, well, I ain't been drawing lately, I'd appreciate it. I've tried uninstalling and reinstalling the drivers several times now. I feel like I need an idiot's guide to this sort of thing

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But yeah, alive. Life's just been busy...but maybe gonna improve in a significant way soonish? IDEK, I'm just feeling surprisingly good about things lately

It's amazing what happens when you find out you actually have blood sugar problems, then get those addressed. Like wtf, what do you mean I get not not feel like shit all day

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I have unsupervised access to a kitchen with a pizza stone

I make 'a the dough, it a rise for a day and we shall see what happens

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new episode today hehe..

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So the bestie helped me put in some hair dye...and it took really well in my white hairs! Now it kinda has an overall dark cherry kinda color to it?

Anyway, I feel ~FINE~, swish swish

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Tried on my own to get some red dye to take to my white/gray hairs, but all I got was a red spot on my scalp. Going over to the bestie's tomorrow to try again with her help, and I'm taking a bottle of cold prosecco and either a charcuterie or a pizza depending on if she's had lunch by the time I get there. Must pay the tribute in return for favor, yes. Hopefully it works this time

I don't hate my white hairs or anything. I've been getting them since I was 15, I'm used to them. I just think it'd look cool is all

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beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever