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when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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anon i think im in love with you

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as an anime only this was a surprise and a delight and the first thing that came to mind

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#gothita #she pretty im ok w this

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Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

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📕 (Page 9/9) Thorin is so inspirational! ✨ Sadly this little comic stops here! (I know, it didn't go anywhere meaningful, but...) If you guys are interested in more I'll go back to interpreting canon in comic form again! ❤️

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some notes based on my travels

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due to woke the hanged man tarot card is being replaced by the hung woman

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gouache falin

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has anyone else lost the DM feature on this site? like my main blog (this one) literally no longer has a DM inbox. it's not there. i can only DM using sideblogs

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Song - "Solitary Road" by Charley Crockett

I love combing my love for Half life and my INSATIABLE love for country music :))

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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

#✅🖕 #the answer was correct but go fuck yourself anyway