shhhruiken

[shhhruiken]

slingshot & vine staff takeover!!!

hi everyone!! shuriken’s too addicted to his stupid devices so slingshot and i will be going through his phone. feel free to ask us or tell us things he’s done, as well!

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[shhhruiken]

Hi!! Nice to see you here too shuriken!! How are you ^^

R U THE REAL VALK OH MY GOD HI HI HI HI VALK!!! I AM LIKE SO TIRED BUT IM SO HAPPY NOW!!! HI VALLKK

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[shhhruiken]

...Why are you like this??

because you won’t give me my stupud skibidigraft. give it now or else i will send the opps to your door subbyspace

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[shhhruiken]

BLUD WHY RU EMO?? AND WEEDER?!

IM NOT EMO!!!!!! I WAS GOING THROUGH A BREAKUP DONT MAKE FUN OF ME IT HAPPENS TO US ALL!!!

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[shhhruiken]

Hey Shuri! Any opinions on Scythe?

isnt that the criminal?? shes pretty uh creepy..i think shes related to that guy on the phone. pretty sure they wanna recruit me but im not into that cult stuff y’know..

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[shhhruiken]

hello! but first....

look under there!

ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

under where?

SHIT

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[shhhruiken]

haha

ligma balls 😛😛😛😛

I’m not sure if you can live any longer, but I’m afraid that you got a very deadly disease named “Ligma”..

LIGMA?! WHAT'S LIGMA?!

HOW MANY DAYS DO I HAVE?!

#phighting! #shuriken reblog #shuriken phighting #shuruken phighting askblog

[shhhruiken]

i am known as the bad egg on the youtube!!!

OOC ASK BUT IM SO GLAD U GOT THE RTC REFERENCE IM SO FUCJING HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYY

PSSHAGGAGA I LOVE RTC SHURIKEN TOTALLY HAD SOME ONLINE GF WHEN HE WAS 12 (IT WAS AN AUTORESPONDER)

#shuriken askblog #shuriken phighting #phighting ask blog #shuriken phighting askblog #might make an rtc x phighting au..

[shhhruiken]

subspace and medkit won't stop phighting!

P-H-I-G-H that type of phighting.

they get together around midnight

and have themselves a big fist fight

in a parking lot

they hate each other

at one point they had to work together

and now that they don't

they hate each other

it's bad

they hate each other

medkit and subspace

they punch face

in the parking lot when ever they can

it's the one thing they agree upon

they say "Hey, what'cha doin' next monday?"

and the other one says "Phighting you."

and the first one says "Good, let's do it!"

phighting

they're always phighting

medkit and subspace won't stop phighting!

SUBSPACE AND MEDKIT WONT STOP PHIGHTING 🗣🔥🔥🔥

Og image harhar

#ooc post #phighting #phighting! #subspace phighting #medkit phighting

[shhhruiken]

What if one of the filpsides themselves say hi to you hehehe... (im looking at you too.. Mod.. Also)

idunno man i’d probably

💥💥💥

#ooc: i’d give dom a big fat juicy kiss and give valk a hug #/hj #shuriken askblog #shuriken phighting #phighting ask blog #shuriken phighting askblog

[shhhruiken]

hey guys who’s this mitski artist?? i was scrolling on the clock app like usual and heard this super sick rad madwickedawesome song, i think it was called ‘should’ve been me’

anyways her music is so madwickedawesome! might search the meaning of the songs because it’s that rad 😎😎

#shuriken askblog #shuriken phighting #phighting ask blog #shuriken phighting askblog #ooc: i’d like to imagine shuriken listening to mitski not knowing what the songs mean #ooc: he likes shouldve been me and the line dance version of i dont smoke #definitely

[shhhruiken]

STOP WHO GAVE YOU THIS PHOTO THATS NOT ME I SWEAR GUYS!!! ITS NOT ME!!! BUT…I GUESS I DESERVE IT…RIGHT? HEH…

#ooc: what the fucj is wrong with you 😭😭😭 #shuriken phighting #shuriken askblog #phighting ask blog #shuriken phighting askblog

[shhhruiken]

”Bonk”

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[shhhruiken]

Hi Shuri! Do you like bugs? And... do you... do you eat them?

..i don’t wanna answer this !!!!

(yes)

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[shhhruiken]

i know people dont come here for ships n stuff but dni if you ship scythestaff or any ships with large age gaps and frequently talk about them.

#shuriken phighting askblog #ooc post

[shhhruiken]

ooc post:

one of my friends does writing and as a joke made scythe with a male partner hcs and the first one was ‘she leaves you for a woman’

thought it was funny lol

(OOC: I wonder what headcanons y’all have about Scythe 🤔

Some of mine:

I’m with the “Scythe has a rattlesnake tail” gang

I like to think that Scythe would have a dark sense of humor and like black comedy

Being from the south myself, I feel like she’d like some southern things, like sweet tea, bourbon (random fact: I live about an hour away from Bardstown, KY, which is the bourbon capital of the world lol), etc.

She’d probably have a horse (inspiration taken from the @/StalkingAmbush parody account on Twitter, run by @/octylish (both on Tumblr and on Twitter)

She’s somewhere in between being a tomboy and being feminine

She isn’t one for mercy when she finds someone she plans on killing, and might be a bit sadistic (no, not in a sexual sense)

feel free to share your headcanons lol)

#ooc: yall better not take this in shipping ways. #i heavily dislike all phighting ships #no excuses #shuriken phighting askblog #shuriken reblog

[shhhruiken]

Oh my gods, is this THE Shuriken?? Hello! I'm a fan! :D

YO WHAT’S UP?????? i know, i’m so amazing, yeah! nice to know i’ve got a pretty rad fanbase!

#ooc: i really love when ppl show their ocs on blogs its so fun 😊 #shuriken phighting #shuriken askblog #phighting ask blog