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[fhsona] it's all "i'm the cool friend teacher you can gossip with" until we start gossiping about you and mr hopclap

(context: d20twt has spent the past two weeks making up self-inserts to react to plot of fhsy and we're having the time of our lives. list of sona designs + inspo here!)

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calm after a storm

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it really does drive me crazy trying to interact with any of the popular fantasy high posts on here. because people will say with their whole chest they hate and have got no sympathy for the rat grinders and that a) jawbone should've punched kipperlilly for coming to him with her Undiagnosed Mental Health Issues (you know, like the ones adaine used to have in freshman year?) b) the bad kids should take them all someplace to 6v1 them one by one and cold blooded murder them (??????) c) whole heartedly hate and make fun of them for being scared and alone and dead when they went on an adventure with a teacher and adult who was supposed to PROTECT them in a place they weren't prepared for.

the rat grinders were just. normal students. they are more like you than you could ever be like the bad kids. they were mid & they didn't want to be so they pushed themselves too fast too far and now all of them have got the worst survivor's guilt on earth on top of actively having to serve the rage incarnation of a dead god.

if you have the cognitive dissonance where one of the bad kids was in the plot line and you'd be drawing fanart making angsty meta crying about your poor baby forced into a bad situation and turn around and go 'lol nah shoot THESE guys in the head though' when it's an NPC I can only assume you've not understood narrative parallels or learned empathy past, like, a kindergarten level

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Imagine being at a Fig and the Cig Figs concert. They just finished an epic rendition of "Burn Towns Get Money". After a beat Fig walks up to the mic. You start to notice stage hands wheeling an excessive number of cymbals onto the stage. You're buzzing, you know what's coming next.

You hear Fig's voice call out "For this next song we're going to need some help." And stepping out from back stage is a SECOND Gorgug! The crowd goes wild. This is the moment everyone has been waiting for!!

The first Gorgug proceeds to double in size while the second Gorgug shrinks. The massive Gorgug then places the small Gorgug into a baby carrier strapped to his chest and they both take their seat behind the drums.

What follows is the most hard core, rebellion and rage fueled performance you have ever seen. You have just been blessed (by what? Who's to say) to have been able to witness the masterpiece that is "Dawn of Justice" live!

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Karlach is just one of my faves!

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i need her

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yeah

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Unfortunately, Murph will never live this down

Watch the full episode here

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sorry but if you find out that a group of fictional teenagers chose eternal rage over eternal death and you're still frothing and fuming about them oh i know for SURE you would do exactly the same in their position LMFAOOO

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Hey we saw you from across the glade and we really hate your vibe.

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you hate when i GET MAD!!!!

[ID: Art of Ruben Hopclap from Fantasy High, playing electric guitar. He is posed dynamically as he strums a chord and coloured in shades of blue, as white bolts of magic lance out of his guitar. The background is a bright red.]

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❤️‍🔥

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i like aphrodite's matching makeup with ares :)

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fight fight fight fight!!!

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I just know he destroys people’s lives

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dang y'all

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A perfectly normal response to a rage god asking "Why do you not burn?"