Misha: I'm thinking about hosting this onl-
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Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.
Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.
Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.
TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.
Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.
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She commented "literally" and it felt like a kiss
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microdosing on pasta by taking just one out of the pan and eating it to see if it's done
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yeah my mom sold me to a band last week ugh 🙄🙄. oh theyre kinda underground though youve probably never heard of them 🙄💅
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🔘if quizzes r quizzical then what r tests
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i used to pretend to be a horse at recess with this other girl no one liked but it got too weird for me after one day where she laid on her side and pretended to give birth to a foal and was making really agonized horse birth sounds
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what's a non-covid reason that you like wearing a mask for? mine is that it hides my mouth-breathing on long flights of stairs
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found family but they're all absolutely horrendous people
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if you want the rewards of finding a new favorite song then you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of listening to unfamiliar music
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can’t wait to commission an oil portrait of myself but make it really fucked up and scary and then i’ll store it in some dusty back room of my manor house and deliberately set up dinner party guests to stumble across it and then when they’re gazing upon its wretched face i can dramatically step out of the shadows and chuckle villainously as i give some half-baked excuse as to why it’s like that and then i’ll usher them back to dinner and spend the rest of the evening dropping hints that add up to me being born sometime in the 1770s despite my obvious youth
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i DID see people on tiktok saying that we shouldn’t care about palestine because they’re conservative and anti lgbt and a whole bunch of shit and. for real? for real? THAT is touch grass. THAT is go outside and touch grass. zero compassion zero consideration for real people ZERO brain function in fact. like you know there ARE gay people in palestine? like if texas was getting air raided would you say fuck texans, theyre all republican? actually dont answer that lmfao we already saw it happen with the power outages. people will generalize and people will condemn without nuance or scrutiny. no sense of value for human life. who gives a shit about other people lol
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love making my blog my diary. love it
u can say pspspspss to get my attention bro its ok we're mutuals
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i dont have like a degree or anything but i think assigning diagnoses to every behavior is probably not good for us in the long run
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the thrill of the chase, the blood pumping through your veins. just the two of us against the rest of the world.
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tears sprung from my eyes when i read her message she’s so sweet
this is just like a small baby or child i think.
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so dance, hamster, dance, he never had a chance
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