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Just a thought for the night, but remember in 2016 there were all these accounts that seemed really really telling you all the ways Hillary Clinton was some kind of demon woman, just the worst, and really Trump wouldn't be worse and maybe he'd even be better?

and then it turned out they got banned for being literally Russian agents and never came back because spoiler they were?

does it feel like that all over again? just a thought.

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Very excited for this ngl

#this woild be the funniest thing in history #please do it

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- Socrates

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#this song always makes me feel weirdly emotional #idk why I guess I associate it with a certain time in my life #not a bad time BTW its a good emotion

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#it cannot sustain itself #they're pumping tons upon tons of water which is scarce and valuable in the desert #to put in plants that do nothing for the local ecosystem and instead simply destroy it #plus its mostly lawn grass. that doesn't do a whole lot as a carbon sink

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doctor who s14 (s1??) summed up so far:

1. dont step on a butterfly itll change your personal history

2. dont step on a land mine you'll explode

3. dont step on a circle of string youll disappear/have to live out an alternate version of your life where you are constantly followed by a scary woman and everyone you love abandons you

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my personal hc for ‘if you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine’ isn’t bc obi wan can do anything particularly special as a force ghost, but instead he’s able to spend every spare moment verbally harassing darth vader. letting out twenty years of anger and hurt. stories from their shared time together. telling him about luke and leia, and how much they reminded him of their parents. that it’s not too late to change his path. but most of all? just absolutely annoying the shit out of him

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I have an ice-cold take to share but I'm trusting you all with my vulnerability

Obviously Taylor Swift's private jet carbon footprint is a fucking problem but also I think if she did the alternative and flew on commercial airplanes to get to her concerts then someone would absolutely bite her.

I think she'd safely get through about 5 flights but on the sixth there will be some Swiftie who spots her and enters a complete hyperventilation fugue state that manifests with something similar to cute-aggression but it would manifest in the form of biting Taylor Swift as much as possible. I don't think she would leave unscathed.

Like politicians already travel privately to avoid assassination and it's just that I believe the number of political assassins out there pales in comparison to the number of 23-year-old white sorority girls who are one Taylor-Swift-spotting away from putting their invisalign into practice.

#my take is just fucking drive some places #I like her music but jesus fucking christ #get a goddam tour bus #get a different tour bus in every country in the world and every US state #you should only fly if its a) more than a days travel overland or b) if you're crossing water #at least that's my take #the insane man who's spent over 24 hours in Amtrak in a sittiing

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So I got into dungeon meshi and i’ve been telling everyone who I talk to. I love everything about the world, characters, the art, etc.

BUT

People are not kidding when they say that senshi will manifest in your head to tell you to eat better. Like I have a hard time remembering to eat but my brain would be like “you haven’t eaten in some hours, you need a meal” and I would be like you’re very right internal senshi I’m gonna see what I can make. Then I make food??? Honestly Gods sent senshi for helping so many people eat better

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hell yea man flip that mushroom !!!!!

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3 core beliefs of be kind be weird eat berries

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Ok Temu, setting aside that you're trying to sell me the common household item "can opener" as an innovative life hack, who the fuck uses it to drink a soda like this????

#weird ads #temu ads #shitposts

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YOO dude ur so polite man 😭😭

It's all that

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dude im not applying to your job on squeamix dot com.