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big dick energy

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My dad: where’s the fucking tv remote

Me:

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During the Honest Hearts dlc if you tell Joshua Graham to use a melee weapon he equips a unique, unobtainable weapon called Joshua’s Pistol Whippin’ .45 which is just his signature gun turned so it can be used for bludgeoning and every time I remember this I’m so crushed that there’s no way to obtain it without cheats

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heavily armored knight women with weapons larger than their entire body

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Please, please, have a seat. i’m here to explain metal gear to you

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imma be real with you chief. im nuking the shit out of your settlement

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Special thanks to @official-gyrozeppeli, @the-great-mighty-dick and @thecolossaljigglyman for their voices!

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You are a naval officer closing in on an enemy ship. As you get close, you notice they are not firing back, but signaling you in morse: “For the love of God, sink us.”

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