worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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i want to FLUSTER that man. i want to make him BLUSH. i want to make him feel VULNERABLE AROUND ME. i want to make him WEAK IN THE KNEES. i want to kiss him
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I am not a fujoshi but I have maintained an alliance with them since ancient times.
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me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea
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rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs
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tashi being hated for “getting in the way” of the gay ship is so lame and loserish. they all fuck each other and not you. get over it.
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challengers LOL art and patrick
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SOMEBODY SEDATE ME
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people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now
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There’s discovering that you have a kink as in learning something new about yourself, and there’s discovering that you have a kink as in you always knew you were into it, but you didn’t realise it was a kink because you honestly thought everybody was into it, and of the two, the second one is much, much funnier.
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Lobotomy chic
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male athletes are so darksided wishing their wives a happy bday on socials always goes something like “thanks for everything you do for ME! you’re hot! and you’re a good mom i guess lol” meanwhile their bday posts to their teammates are like “you’re my everything we have gone through ups and downs together seen each other at our worst and best everyday i think about how lucky i am to know you you have changed my life for the better the world is lucky to have had you in it for this long already and looking forward to so many more years of being your everything” like get real
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