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Phone phobia at its finest. 

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A compilation of Rooster Teeth employee’s Twitter banter

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tom holland just posted a video on instagram like “I’m sorry that there’s no new news on the spiderman sequel but I just got the script I’m about to read it!!” and he held up the script and it said “spider-man: far from home” so yeah he just spoiled the spider-man sequel title while announcing he had no news on the spider-man sequel,, good job tom

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a bitch just wanna watch horror films & be held, u know?

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Are you ever reading a super over long pretentious book and just think. Wow. This man. knows a lot of words. but concise. is not one of them.

#zauberberg #wtf thomas mann

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Linguistics alignment chart from Nathan Sanders on Twitter.

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eurovision 2018 is looking good so far

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Linguistics takes on the Simba Shadowy Place/Everything the Light Touches Lion King meme. (via) 

Look, Simba. Everything the light touches on that chart [IPA chart] is pronounceable. 

But what about those shadowy areas?

Those are articulations judged impossible. You must never go there.

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Syntax Wars — The saga continues …

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Compilation of Shakespearean Insults

“Villain, I️ have done thy mother”

“Away you three inch fool”

“I’ll beat thee, but I️ would infect my hands”

“I️ am sick when I️ do look on thee”

“More of your conversation would infect my brain”

“Thine face is not worth sunburning”

“Thou art unfit for any place but hell”

“Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”

“You are as a candle, the better burnt out”

“Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage”

“Drunkenness is his best virtue”

“Thou crusty batch of nature!”

“The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes”

“Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes”

“Thou hast no more brain than I️ have in mine elbows”

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but did victor frankenstein actually have a phd

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anyway there are a million wonderful things about Elizabeth Swann but one of the best ones is that she gets taken onto a ship full of pirates who can and will hurt her and doesn’t have the slightest worry about lying to their faces

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I am gonna leave these here, without any context.