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i bet being a fish whips ass. smooth and wet as fuck. well except for the bears

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seeing a mutual like one of your posts like, "i knew you'd like that, you slut"

#where’s milo

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everyone point and laugh

#thanks for telling me you can’t read have a blessed day sir

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haircut tomorrow 😏

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TIL the reason this inconsistently shows up in notes for the same post is bc if you look at the notes from a reblog, replies from ppl blocked by the reblogger don’t show up but if you look at it from someone else like OP they do show up

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what if you’re giving birth to twins and it’s the end of daylights savings day and the older twin was born first but the second twin travels back in time and is born an hour before the first twin, would that be fucked up or what.

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reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

#hehe

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#both are annoying but stranger things is GODAWFUL

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so much of taking care of yourself as an adult is just learning to eat at home and going on walks

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taking humanity's overall lack of reading comprehension and narrow definition of what constitutes strength into account, calling well-developed female characters "strong" was a mistake tbqh

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this is totally not a link to a google drive of musical bootlegs because quarantine sucks and not everyone has netflix 

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

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My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

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Jason Todd's pain tolerance and responses