Wait, hold up…
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And that insistence that you produce a child becomes righteous fury when you tell them you aren’t having children and have already been sterilized 😂
It’s a bit odd
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Me, just trying to scroll through this whole post on a 4.7 inch screen
⚠️
ROAD
WORK
AHEAD
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________________
SPEEDING FINES
DOUBLED
WHEN WORKERS
PRESENT
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⚠️
ROAD
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🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧
🚚 🚚
🔩
웃 🧰 🕳️ 🪚웃 웃📋
웃 웃 🛠️ 🔨웃
🏗️ 🕳️ 웃
웃 🔧
🚚 🔩 🔩
🔩
🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧🚧
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⚠️
END
ROAD WORK
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Haven’t been on tumblr lately, and that’s mostly because my entire life is once again on hold while I wait for a phone call.
This happens a lot.
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Fixed that for you
there was some kind of curse put on everyone born between 1997-1999
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Hello all. It’s has been a bit.
in my time away, I have been flat broke and in pain.
and that’s it.
thats been my entire life for the entire year.
(and the several years leading up to this one.)
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As a retail worker: steal shit. It’s not an inconvenience to us: we’re literally told to let you steal it if we catch you (unless, of course, we can convince you to buy it.)
Practically no one gets in trouble, and management doesn’t even lose money: it’s all insured anyway. The company would rather get free money than deal with the fallout of an employee getting hurt (because that costs a lot more, not because it cares.)
Shoplifters are literally the least of our problems.
OBSESSED with the genre of person who is constantly going ‘be gay do crimes’ and has strong moral opposition to shoplifting
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It feels wrong to pour fruit juice into a non-seethrough cup, and I have no idea why.
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anyone else disturbed that Yoshi just instantly disolves into a puddle of goo when it touches water in Super Mario Sunshine?
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Update: coincidental technology failures, and bureaucracy, made it so that this didn’t happen and had to be rescheduled. Whooo!
TESTS
Tomorrow I get to spend 2.5 hours in an mri, followed up by a needle being inserted into my spine.
With luck literally anything comes from this, because these neurological issues I’ve been having are draining as fuck.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a body to hate being trapped inside.
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TESTS
Tomorrow I get to spend 2.5 hours in an mri, followed up by a needle being inserted into my spine.
With luck literally anything comes from this, because these neurological issues I’ve been having are draining as fuck.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a body to hate being trapped inside.
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You don’t question what happens in a Waffle House: it just happens, and you have to accept it.
This video is a better representation of what the American south is like than any joke about rednecks ever made
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