sheep-beefin

[sheep-beefin]

“That’s… a good question.” He said. “I’ve never met an alternate in person before…” He added quietly, to himself more than anything. It seemed obvious, but he still found himself shocked that… well, they looked almost entirely the same. The differences were practically negligible at a glance. Maybe there was some sort of mental difference, or maybe even differences with epithet function! Maybe– no, wait. This shouldn’t be what he was focusing on.

“How did you get here?” Wait. “Erm… How did I get here?” Was there a difference? …Could they tell?

"Uh." Sylvie paused as he looked at his double, head tilted. "...I think I took a wrong turn somewhere. A very wrong turn. Are you... me?" [@/sheep-beefin]

[☁ @sheep-beefin ]

“w-WHAT?!” he paused too, it’s strange to see yourself be in the same place as you.

“of COURSE I’m you, but how?”

#==> Herdtag #==> IC

[sheep-beefin]

“You look... like me.” (@little-gold-piss-boy)

Sylvie blinked. “Erm. Wow.” He wasn’t a stranger to the multiverse theory– in fact, he’s had a few run-ins with it personally. But this was… different. He adjusted his glasses. “I could say the same to you. Kind of.”

He tilted his head. Obviously, they were some iteration of himself, but… he was dressed differently. Not to mention the… thing with his hair. “Who… are you?”

#Intriguing. #==> Herdtag #IC #((ill figure out an Actual IC tag eventually #((but for now.

[sheep-beefin]

(( herd squad herd squad!

//we have made,,, The Herd,,,

@sides-erased @sheep-beefin @dr-ashling

(hope you don’t mind the tag)

#OOC #((the sylvies.....have Unionized

[sheep-beefin]

I’m not a homestuck, I’m NOT-

#sylvieposting #Epithet Erased #dr sylvester ashling #sylvie ashling #Shut up about Homestuck. SHUT UP ABOUT H #((also hi im alive again! /presumably/

[sheep-beefin]

Good evening everyone, I definitely did not forget all of my responsibilities and play Pokemon for three days straight. Definitely.

#I have been introduced to shiny hunting. #Once again I must say. #Responsible human being. #==> Sylvietag

[sheep-beefin]

:0 babey!!! :D

Wh… me?

I mean– why? I’m not a child.

#Why did you send me this. #What is your goal??

[sheep-beefin]

hi dr. ashling, i just want to say that i really think it’s impressive that you managed to graduate college and become a psychologist at the age of 15! you’re doing amazing, please remember to drink some water and take a break, ilysm, bye 💖💖💖💖💖

Oh. Well… Thank you.

Good to see that some people around here actually appreciate the effort I put in. 

You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to get people to take me seriously.

#I'm glad that you all seem to get it at least. #Or well. Most of you. #So uh. Thanks for that.

[sheep-beefin]

Yeet.

#((Thanks gaymers its been an honor #sylvieposting

[sheep-beefin]

I am a fully functional human being, I can take care of myself. If I lose a spider in the house I do not panic. I stay calm and,

call Gio for help.

#Fully functional..

[sheep-beefin]

Just Ignore them,they arent worth your time to bother you.

Y’know what? You’re right. If you really want to spend your time laughing over some juvenile joke that isn’t even funny, then be my guest. I’ve got better things to do.

#What a waste of my time honestly.

[sheep-beefin]

haha little piss boy

h

#Good evening to everyone but this anon.

[sheep-beefin]

Hey, how's our Dr. Pissboy doin'?

I am going to commit multiple atrocities.

#You come into /my/ house with this. #I try to show you guys something ONE TIME #and THIS is the thanks I get? #Shut up about piss. SHUT UP ABOUT P

[sheep-beefin]

i yelled cuz i like to >:3c. hows your day been mr ashling. i was that anon from earlier who yelled obsceneties at you

Dr. Ashling, please.

But uh, all right. Good enough reasoning as any.

Moving on. Things have been going well. I just finished sorting out some things, so I should be a lot less busy for a while. Molly’s been trying to get me to leave the office more often, so I guess that’s something I can do now. A walk doesn’t sound too bad right about now.

#Or... I could take a nap. #I don't even want to think about how messed up my sleep schedule is.

[sheep-beefin]

YO SYLV WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

UH, NOTHING MUCH?? DO I--

--ahem… do I… know you? Are we on a nickname basis??

#Why are we yelling???

[sheep-beefin]

All right, all right... Missed you too, buddy. 

baah (sleepy-sheepy-ee)

Baah!

…Wait. What are you doing here?

(( @sleepy-sheepy-ee ))

#Run along now. #Don't get into trouble.

[sheep-beefin]

Okay,time for me to not be Actually Joking around,i have a problem,and that problem is i havent eated anything in weeks and now im Afraid of the risk of death,what can i do to stop this.

Uh… eat? What are you doing sending me an ask, you should be in the hospital!

#How are you even alive?? #Do you need help??

[sheep-beefin]

baah (sleepy-sheepy-ee)

Baah!

…Wait. What are you doing here?

(( @sleepy-sheepy-ee ))

#How did you make a blog? #...can you all read? #I mean. Continue. But... ??