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puppy love

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😮 Lisa Swallows is the good version of Needy Lesnicki bc she doesn't even care if her monster partner kills people

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Do you ever think about the fact that Sirius Black was so mentally strong that despite being imprisoned in Azkaban for 12 years; 12 years basically in solitary confinement because he’s hardly chatting to the Voldy crowd; and we are told he was ONE OF THE MOST HEAVILY GUARDED in the entire prison - despite all this, During Fudge’s visit to Azkaban, Sirius casually asked if he could have Fudge's newspaper (since he missed doing the crossword), which the unnerved Minister handed over?

Because I do.

And do you ever think about the fact that despite surviving 12 years of hell, then other stuff like eating rats in a cave and risking getting his soul sucked out by Dementors, the only time we see Sirius Black in a bad way is when he is stuck in Grimmauld Place for the first time since he ran away as a 16 year old. Stuck there reliving old memories and old losses and unable to help Harry (his whole raison d’être), drinking and low in mood. He gives Buckbeak his mother’s old room (does he want Buckbeak to ruin it or an excuse to go into it, Probably both) and leaves Regulus’ room completely untouched, unchanged, like a shrine to his ‘idiot, too soft’ baby brother?

Because I do.

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Old and grey as they should.

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anyone else relate

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why tf would i care about canon? canon is a dead animal on the side of the road and i am but a vulture picking apart its innards and ingesting the best bits

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wolfstar headcannons

sirius fell first, remus fell harder

remus confessed during a nervous breakdown and sirius freaked him out by being dead silent before kissing him

sirius didn't tell remus what tattoos he was going to get and then came home later that day with moon phases and a werewolf smoking on his skin

"it's for you, moony!" and remus just cried

GIRL DADS

james was sirius' best man and james came in a dress and sirius completely lost it laughing

peter was remus' bridesmaid

and lily

regulus was one of sirius' best men too

sirius and remus always went to remus' parents for thanksgiving, christmas etc and lyall and hope absolutely loves sirius

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The Marauders fandom:

“Cannon Divergent”…?

Nah bitch, this is a “CANNON DIVORCE”

We’ll dismantle cannon with our bare hands, throw out the shitty plot holes & rebuild it way more gay! They can’t stop us!

Viva la revolución!

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at this point all the marauder era characters aren’t from harry potter anymore. they’re characters we made up, who just coincidentally have the same name as some obscure person from a book.

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ell’s wolfstar fic recs

Absolutely no one asked for this but I wanted to share my favorite fics I read this year. I’m bad at explaining why I loved these but trust me, if it’s on this list, it blew my mind.

(These are in the order I have read them)

Fuck It, It’s fine by R33sesPieces

The perfect right person wrong time. It takes them a long ass time to learn to be gentle with each other but oh how soft it gets when they do!

The Space Between; or, A Moon to All the Juice in Us by @emeryhall

I have never read anything like this. It’s so clever so creative so interesting.

Zen and the Art of Body Modification by @emeryhall

Wow. I don’t think I can find the words to describe how much I enjoyed reading this. It’s perfectly written. It’s so hot and so soft and honestly really funny. I constantly go back to read my favorite parts.

Lover, you should’ve come over by dykesiriusblack

The most delicious friends with benefits I have ever read, that’s it.

Adore series by @fiveht

The first time I actually enjoyed something with daddy kink. It’s done so so well imo. I loved it.

Beautiful boy (darling boy) by roaming_the_greenwood1

Honestly so sweet and so different. Featuring trans remus pregnant with their child, friends to parents then to lovers, and wolfstar raising harry and actually getting to protect him this time.

Ways to be gentle by quietlemonhush

The number of times I have read this is so embarrassing. As the title implies, the amount of gentleness and love in this is unreal, and I reach for it every time I want to read something comforting.

The Way We Fall by @theresthesnitch

This is my favorite wolfstarbucks I have read. The writing, the sex, the LOVE. So good.

To All a Good Night by MsAlexWP

I absolutely adore anything Alex writes, but this has to be one of my faves. Friends to lovers, emphasis on friends. I love how focused it is on their friendship and care for each other. Their first time is a scene I keep going back to.

I appreciate all the writers mentioned and not mentioned here for their wonderful work!! They bring so much happiness into my life without knowing it!

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❄ Day 25 of Wolfstar Christmas Fic Recs ❄

The Marauders' Spectacularly Chaotic Christmas Extravaganza by asininemind

Summary:

The days are cold, the songs are merry, and Remus can't stop sniffling: it's officially December. And in the days leading up to Christmas, the Marauders are as incorrigible as ever. Between a growing pile of homework, an end-of-year prank, and his own feelings for Sirius, Remus Lupin just hopes he'll manage to get through the holiday period unscathed.

Well, relatively unscathed.

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A series of short chapters leading up to the 25th of December, each based on a Christmas-themed prompt.

Thanks for all your support! Have a great Christmas, lovelies, and if you don't celebrate Christmas then have a good winter break! - Maddy (obviously hehe)

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take figures out of their boxes btw. sew patches on your favorite jacket. go to bed with your favorite plushes. wear the pants you usually save for special occasions. draw something cool on your wall. put a sticker on your laptop. dye your hair and pierce your lips. glass is meant to break, metal is meant to rust. items are meant to be used. that's how the world knows that somebody loved them.

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this is so beautiful the amination is so smooth holy zoinks go give em a like

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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

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are u a righty or a lefty

i’m left handed :)