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Singlehandedly my FAVORITE Christmas song.

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

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i’m really intrigued by the concept of stede being like, pirate catnip

like imagine other pirates hearing bastardized telephone-game versions of everything that stede has done: he’s killed two high ranking british naval officers. he trashed spanish jackie’s bar and she let him live. he killed calico jack. and, somehow, not only is he not afraid of blackbeard at all, but blackbeard actually defers to this guy a lot of the time. dotes on him, even.

and then they meet him and they’re just so goddamn confused, but at that point the mythos of the gentleman pirate is too big so every other pirate captain they meet keeps trying to like, sway and seduce stede over to their ship and ed has little fits of jealousy while stede is just….wildly oblivious and just thinks wow these infamous pirates are a lot nicer than everyone said they would be :)

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top 20 teen wolf ships (as voted by my followers) ↳ 1. stiles/derek

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favorite spike + dawn moments: s5e13 | blood ties

#THEIR FRIENDSHIP WAS EVERYTHING!! #people hate on Dawn for being an annoying little sister like that isn't a legitimate personality trait in that stage of human development #i love dawn #buffy

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Ppl ragged on lucasfilm for recasting young han solo with alden ehrenreich back in the day but hindsight is 20/20 and I would take a recast of luke skywalker over a deepfake and lifeless vocal synthesizer if it meant we could get a real performance with actual life and dimension lmao…… also alden did a great job and ppl’s heads are just too far up their asses to realize that

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Had no idea Dracula Daily was a thing and just assumed the collective tumblr hive mind decided English realtor Jonathan Harker was the little meow meow du jour for no reason at all

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Stede + getting the closure he needed

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Isaac "I wanna believe in romance, but first let me read this book" Henderson

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#disaster bisexual or just disaster?

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every day I think about how hysterical it is that taika waititi really almost had a scene in thor ragnarok where thor reveals he has “LOKI R.I.P.” tattooed on his wrist like thats. literally so funny how did that get past anyone at marvel there is FOOTAGE of them shooting that scene gjkhdfjkghgf

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these may be crumbs but they are DELICIOUS!

(from this vanity fair article)

#if stede shows up in a beard #a simple flowing shirt #and windswept hair #i will absolutely lose my mind #i will speak of nothing else until my dying day #jesus take the goddamn wheel

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OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH (2022-) 1.05 ‣ The Best Revenge is Dressing Well BONUS ↴

#chaos boyfriends #ofmd

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#That’s it. #That’s the show 

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the taikaficiation of Thor

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Ed + how knowing Stede has changed him

#this post #this post breaks my heart and then renews my soul #eds journey is just so amazing #omfd

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go off, king… david jenkins casually killing me with every new interview | OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH

#this interview healed part of my soul #protect david jenkins at all cost #how willingness to engage with fans #to have a conversation and learn #i love him so much #ofmd

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#insync

our flag means death (2022)