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For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .
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Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!
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But I wont. 
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The flying one caught me by surprise
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(This is a continuation of the Mario and Luigi being the king Bowser and King Boo and how it happened, this was when they were human and the beginning of his and Luigi's tragic end and yes they're married.)
Mario was walking around the town, happily picking fruit and veggies for his mother and pregnant wife Sarah when he noticed Luigi from a distance picking some stuff walking up to him "hey Lui is Bella asking for chocolate again?"
Luigi sighed this was his third pick up today in a week "yes sadly it's that time of the month."
Mario chuckled remembering how Sarah was on those months getting a shiver up his spine "don't remind me I think Sarah wanted pickles again."
Luigi nodded then looked at a list of all the things Bella wanted "have you found out the gender of your baby yet?"
Mario shook his head sighing "no sadly but I have a name if it's a girl."
Luigi slowly looked at Mario raising an eyebrow "and what would that name be?"
Mario smiled thinking about the name "Rosealina it rolls off the tongue, what do you think..."
Luigi chuckled grabbing Bella's favorite chocolate then paid for it "it's cute but will Sarah like it?"
Mario thought about it not sure if Sarah would like it but it never hurt to try "I don't see why not it won't hurt anyone but I'm gonna get going don't want to keep them waiting see you soon brother!"
Mario waves at him a big silly smile on his face as Luigi waved back "see you soon Mario!"
As Mario walked back home he runs into an old friend called Jeremy who was the one that introduced Mario and Sarah together he was even one of the best men at the wedding "hey Jeremy! Long time since I've seen you!"
Jeremy smiled but it seemed fake for some reason that most certainly caught Mario off guard but he decided to ignore it "I've been good Mario! Hows Sarah doing with the pregnancy?"
Mario smiled big "She's doing great She's 5 months pregnant now only have one name for the baby but we don't know the gender yet."
Mario was being all kiddie about his wife smiling big like a dork but he noticed Jeremy looked angry, before he could even speak Jeremy walked off not saying anything leaving Mario confused.
With Jeremy walking away Mario was alone with his thoughts "what in the Mama Mai was that about."
Mario couldn't think about it for to long he had to get home surely there was a reason for Jeremy's attitude he just talk to him later on it "I'm home."
Mario yelled out then put the basket of food on the table seeing his mother in the garden outside then looked around for his wife, finding her really fast on a rocking chair by the fireplace reading a book he got for her recently "hello love, is it a good book?"
Sarah smiled looking up to see her loving husband "hello darling and yes it is, our little one missed you they wouldn't stop kicking since you've been gone."
Mario gasped playfully rubbing Sarah's belly making her giggle "Oh you little troublemaker are you being naughty already I was gone for ten minutes!"
Mario then went by Sarah's side pulling her into a hug smiling warming "oh honey I thought of a name if our little one is a girl."
Sarah smiled looking at him getting excited "Alright let's hear it."
Mario smiled even more as he continued to rub her belly while sitting on the floor "I was thinking about Rosealina and I sadly don't have any boy names but what about you dove?"
Sarah smiled as she thought of the name while grabbing Mario's hand "that's a beautiful name love and I have a boy name."
Mario smiled looking up at her waiting patiently "Henry..."
Mario nods slowly "Henry... that'sa wonderful name dove."
Sarah smiled looking at her husband, before she could speak Bella and Luigi showed up "hey Mario we're here."
Mario looked near the kitchen waving at both of them while smiling "hey Luigi! Hello Bella how are you?"
Bella smiled she was Luigi's recent wife of two years but they have been together for eight years, but happy together, she was practically jumping for joy as she speaks "I'm great Mario! I got more chocolate!"
Mario snickered as Luigi sighed trying to hold his laughter looking over at his older brother "so is mom here? I wanted to help her make dinner tonight."
Sarah pointed at the back door as Marianne walked in, their mother spoke "oh good you all are here Luigi, Mario can you both come help me, oh Bella can you get the basket of vegetables on the table please."
Bella nodded, smiling as she grabbed the basket following Marianne into the kitchen, Sarah laid back on the rocking chair rubbing her belly while everyone else worked in the kitchen.
Marianne looks at Mario smiling "has Sarah need anything new for the nursery room hon?"
Mario sighs softly "there is this wood toy I've been making for her for the past week but besides that no not really."
Marianne smiled happy to hear that, she then started cleaning the vegetables as Mario cut them up and Luigi cooked them with Bella "I'm certain she'll love it honey and I know for a fact the little one will love it."
Mario smiled when he heard that, just then when he turned around he got hit in the head with a pan "Son of a mama's Spaghetti!!"
Everyone stopped what they were doing immediately checking on Mario even Sarah came over standing beside him "oh dear that looks bad" Bella said
Mario held is head grumbling softly as his mother moved him
Marianne looked at Mario "dear why don't you go work on the baby room"
Mario sighs softly "alright, alright" he said going to the baby room, he started working on the baby bed when Sarah came in.
Sarah walked over to Mario checking his injured head "how bad is it?" Mario looked over at her then her hand sighing softly "it's still hurts but I'll manage."
Sarah rubbed his head then lending on him "this baby is going to have a wonderful time with their wonderful father.."
Mario chuckled looking over at her "and they are going to have a wonderful mother."
Mario and Sarah smiled talking and continued working on the baby room, Mario then started working on the wooden toy while Sarah looked at her baby bump in the mirror seeing the baby kicking "someone is awake"
Mario chuckled once more looking over at Sarah admiring her from afar.
In the night everyone sat at the table eating dinner and chatting not knowing it was their very last the boys father by then name of Edward looked over at Mario "I heard from your mother that you hit your head."
Mario huffed looking at his plate removing the mushrooms from his plate "yes I did, I was trying to help but wasn't paying attention."
Edward chuckled then looked at Mario "You know mushrooms are good for you" he said and Mario huffed again not wanting to repeat this conversation "I know pops but I just don't like them."
Luigi smiled looking at both of them and without thinking he blurted out "I like mushrooms" their father and mother laughed "we know Luigi."
After finishing dinner everyone was dressed and ready for bed Mario was brushing his teeth while Sarah slept in the bed but he heard a noise in the kitchen thinking it was Luigi sneaking around for some cookies.
Mario sighs softly going to the kitchen "Lui are you still here?" He called out but he saw no one then everything went black being knocked out cold.
(Tw mention of death and death of a pregnancy)
Mario slowly woke to darkness his body and face being swarmed by a unknown heat as a sack gets pulled off his head.
Mario shut his eyes from the flash of light then slowly looked up seeing Jeremy standing above him with some of the towns men "Jeremy? What is going on?" He demanded when one of the towns men punched him in his stomach making him lose his breath.
Mario struggled to breathe coughing up blood "w-why.. why are you d-doing this." He pleaded as Jeremy grabbed his hair pulling him up.
"You have 5 minutes to come clean witch!" Jeremy demanded leaving Mario confused.
"Witch?! I'm not a witch, you all know almost everything about me and my family!" He yelled as two men forced him up and Mario finally realized they were in the bad lands.
Jeremy stands in front of Mario "you lie you replaced Mario and his family with fakes! And your terror ends here!" He yelled pulling out a knife and slid Mario's neck, then he pushed him into the lava below.
As Mario's body gets swallowed by the lava Jeremy smirked and walked back to town with the towns people.
The clouds in the sky slowly move away from the moon to show a blood moon arising from the lava, Mario clawed on the ground slowly pulling himself out of the lava coughing up smoke and lava together.
Mario pants heavily and slowly looked at his hands and then his head feeling horns on his head, starting to panic wondering how he was alive then he looked up at the blood moon "how is this possible?"
Mario couldn't think about it for long he worried about his love ones, he stood up but fell the moment he tried to walk "crap" he mumbled and stood up again, he basically had to remember how to walk making his way back to the town.
Once he made to back to town he noticed flames ifar away "no, please no" he said running to the flaming cross seeing his parents and brother's wife then noticed his brother's disease body close by, then he heard screaming seeing Sarah running up the hill to the church from the towns people.
"SARAH!" He yelled running up the hill making his way to the church doors slamming the doors open to stand still in fear seeing Sarah being stabbed in the stomach his eyes weld up in tears.
Mario ran over to Sarah pushing people out of the way not caring if he hurt them as he held Sarah close as she looked at him "our baby.." she said crying and coughing up blood "I know love I know."
Mario held Sarah's hand while protecting her from the towns people as they screamed about burning the church and Sarah slowly passed away in Mario's arm "no no no no, Sarah please stay with me!" He said shaking her a bit gently grabbing her face.
Mario pleaded for Sarah to stay awake begging for her to stay he wanted everyone to stay getting a panic attack not wanting to be alone.
Mario sobbed holding Sarah close as a angel and devil showed up calling out to Mario getting him to look up at them and the devil slowly came forward "I want to make a deal with you."
Mario looked at the devil holding onto his wife "my deal is that you become a demigod and take revenge on those that wronged you, but you will never get into heaven like all your loved ones and become my most powerful soldier... do we have a deal?"
Mario stared at the devil's hand and immediately grabbed it "yes.." he said and shook the devil's hand as the angle slowly took Sarah from him "I'm sorry for your loss and hope you get better in the future" She said then disappeared.
Mario looked down at the spot his wife layed as the church went up to flames but instead of his screams it was the towns people screams as Mario kills them all.
>That was 2,000 years ago and I think about that day, about my life, about my family, about my wife and child who I lost at least I got my brother back but he says he doesn't remember how he died and I don't plan on telling him, it would crush him.
I learned a lot did a lot in these 2,000 years I began a king I'm respected, feared even by those who don't know me and not to mention these plumber girls that won't leave me and my brother alone Peach and Daisy were their names.
I have to say Peach looks a lot like her that's probably why my body shuts down when she's near it won't let me hurt her and I have to say is people really do come back in different forms they Sarah still looks beautiful even after death.<
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The Biden administration would rather bomb a sovereign state, risk a massive new war in the region, and spend billions in the process, than simply get Israel to stop massacring civilians in Gaza. War hawks, neo-cons.
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