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Idk if anyone will see this but PLEASE blow up my notifs on June 3rd so I don’t forget about the parade of the planets!!!

#astronomy #tumblr #planets #new user

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This list has a lot of mine but I’d like to add A Rose for Emily and is where did you come from where did you go supposed to be where are you going where have you been because that is cotton eyed joe

I'm collecting a list of Short Stories That Fucked Us Up As Children. reblog and tell me what I'm missing.

here's the list so far:

the yellow wallpaper

all in a summer day

fever dream

the lottery

hey come on out

by the waters of Babylon

the most dangerous game

flowers for Algernon

a good man is hard to find

skin

to build a fire

silent snow secret snow

bartleby the scrivener

i have no mouth and I must scream

harrison bergeron

lamb to the slaughter

the cask of amontillado

the telltale heart

the vampyre

where did you come from, where did you go

the monkey's paw

I'll add a poll in case it helps haha

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I like this one because it’s only a haiku if you say it in a British accent

👿: no, her thighs don’t ‘get bigger’ when she sits down. it’s just the redistribution of volume. you learnt this shit when you were four years old

😇: her thighs literally grow in size when she sits down and it’s magical

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the wenis dance :D

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This post inspired me to change my avatar

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It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

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me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

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AAH WTF THESE SHOES ARE NEW

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedly

#carlos wtnv

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Literally what am I supposed to talk about with a man who doesn’t know who Hank green is

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if tumblr explodes you can address a letter to my url and place it in any hollow log. to be clear i will not receive it. but it is an action you can take

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Opening a character in a video game you haven’t touched in over a week like who am I and what was I doing

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hm. i feel terrified of everything. surely large ice coffee will ease this terror. surely

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I just needed the rush of being seen by haiku bot tbh

I like haiku bot because he serves me shit that otherwise I’d miss

Like it shows me stuff from the farthest corner of whatever fandom

It just makes my life way better and happier. Thank you haiku bot.