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A shout out to all the writers out there who don’t make the rec lists or have all the buzz or get all the traffic and attention or kudos. Your work is still valuable and appreciated and loved, and without you and your fics, fandom would be so much poorer.

Keep on writing and creating and sharing your works. You have an audience who loves you.

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bells hells + textposts but it’s just imodna and ashton

#cr3

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I'm not a prayin' man, but the night I found out my at-the-time-fiancé had been sending sex horny nasty horny sex asks to my friend on THIS VERY WEBSITE, I sat in the car in the parking lot of an abandoned church and watched a family of deer play in the snow, and it didn't quite feel like a sign because that part of Pennsylvania was mostly deer and abandoned buildings and snow, but it felt nice, and once the tears stopped, I looked down at my phone and my other friend had sent me a text that said, "HE'S TRYING TO CHEAT ON YOU ON THE ONE DIRECTION IMAGINES WEBSITE?" and I realized that life is all about your curated experience. A real choose-your-own-adventure deal. I have never seen someone post about One Direction on here in my life.

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bard, for the ask game

hey ya @wooden-turtle~

bard: what is your favorite “how do you want to do this?”

-im a sucker for matt's C2 HDYWTDT as Jourrael finishing off Obann. the whole table was so excited for him it was just a fun moment to watch live.

#cr ask game

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For the ask game: paladin, druid, rogue if you please. :)

eyy thanks @fangirlcommunitycenter for the ask!! paladin: what was your favorite badass moment

-oh no why is this so much harder than i thought it would be. badass, badass... I think im gonna have to say the first thing that came to mind outside of like super action stuff is the scene when Fjord dropped his pact weapon in the lava. "I will take the sword and hold it against my chest, and I will say: You need me more than I need you." like, DAMN druid: what is your favorite non-canon ship -beaujes still has a special place in my heart though seeing how people behaved over c2 ships definitely tainted things

rogue: what was a moment that made you cry

LAURA We still got to get out of here. Can you pick her up? Pick her up, Ashton.

TALIESIN I'm going to unfold the hole and put her in the--

LAURA No, do not put her in the hole!

ASHLEY Where else are we going to put her?

LAURA She's going to be in there with Armand, just rattling around? No, you carry her! You carry her to Joe's!

GETS ME EVERY TIME TIME 😭

#cr ask game

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Critical Role Ask Game

satyr: how did you discover critical role

dragonborn: when did you start watching

human: what is your favorite main campaign

elf: what is your favorite side campaign

dwarf: what is your favorite one-shot

tiefling: who is your favorite female player

gnome: who is your favorite male player

halfling: who is your favorite dm

half-elf: who is your favorite guest player

goliath: who is your favorite campaign 1 character

changeling: who is your favorite campaign 2 character

genasi: who is your favorite campaign 3 character (so far)

goblin: who is your favorite non-main campaign character

aasimar: what is your favorite location in exandria (or out of it)

eisfuura: who is your favorite npc

wizard: what is your favorite party name

paladin: what is your favorite friendship

monk: what is your favorite canon relationship 

druid: what is your favorite non-canon ship

bard: what is your favorite “how do you want to do this?”

rogue: what was a moment that made you cry

fighter: what was your favorite funny moment 

paladin: what was your favorite badass moment

cleric: what is your favorite battle

barbarian: who is your favorite villain

ranger: who is your favorite animal companion

warlock: what is your favorite critical role merch 

sorcerer: what is your favorite sam commercial skit

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I just wanna draw pretty pictures

#u

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having friends is literally just like hey i drew this for u (i love you) i just found a batshit insane image and i can’t look at it alone so i’m sending it to you (i love you) it’s 4 am and i’m gonna bully you until you fall asleep (i love you) you need to eat today or else i’m gonna throw hands (i love you) i want to squeeze your ocs like a stress ball (i love you) we’re halfway across the globe from eachother in completely different timezones but i still say good morning anyway (i love you)

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Bell’s Hells as textposts 51/???

#cr3 #bells hells

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nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

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there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

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mwaaaah ! In these trying times.