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the problem with having an evil mastermind manipulator oc is that i am not particularly good at being any of those things

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i'm digging the hole deeper tomorrow

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i try not to judge people based on their clothing choices but this girl at the gym is on the weight machines in a tight cropped denim jacket and that is just a level of insanity i cannot help but marvel at

#eloise talks #are you not chafing?? is it not uncomfortable??

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Themis' line "I am the Emissary and I shall never die" in the raid and then finishing the fight 5 min later makes me laugh every time because all I can think about is

#ffxiv #ffxiv spoilers

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manga shops are all like yeah weve got manga. volumes 2,5, and 4 copies of 9

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Trick or treat!

you get shirtless onceler I found on Pinterest dot com

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#houndour with rockruff partner #it's a fun doggy day out #pokemon

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could you be any more annoying.. lol

Easily

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#cool tunes #ffxiv #im a simple person #i hear the amaurot theme and i start foaming at the mouth/screaming/crying/etc

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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So i ordered Round Table today online and in the “special instructions” i wrote “draw your favorite attack on titan character”. This is what i got…

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yeah lmao for a limited time only you can get them to embroider an irn bru can (or some other logo options) on any clothes or bags that you buy

they opened up the first uniqlo store in scotland last week and i cannot express how big a deal this is. it’s the talk of the town. i’m in the office today and everyone’s first question to me has been ‘have you been to the uniqlo yet?’. i enjoy some good japanese basics as much as the next gal but this feels like ive been indoctrinated into a very sudden cult

#bearally #eloise talks #ngl i am a bit tempted. idk what I’d even want to embroider though

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they opened up the first uniqlo store in scotland last week and i cannot express how big a deal this is. it’s the talk of the town. i’m in the office today and everyone’s first question to me has been ‘have you been to the uniqlo yet?’. i enjoy some good japanese basics as much as the next gal but this feels like ive been indoctrinated into a very sudden cult

#eloise talks #they’re doing a collab with irn bru for the opening which is quite fun

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ok so a love shack is basically like a little old place where we can get together essentially

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the fact that fleeting moment isn’t on spotify is a hate crime towards me specifically

#eloise talks #eloise plays ffxiv #it’s soooo good let me listen to it on repeat soken. soken listen to me

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how it feels liking and reblogging posts