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top ten signs the heavy machinery likes you back

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anyone want pics of my holes?

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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my computer

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i should not be allowed to make fake warning signs

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my dad has this crazy ass huge camera lens so we went out during the eclipse last night and got maybe one of my favorite photos i’ve ever had a hand in taking

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maybe the real sexiest object was the blogs we booped along the way.......

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the reason i love the comparison between angels and machines (robots, transmission towers, trains, computers, etc.) is that it gets to the heart of what angels essentially are: divine machines. they’re mechanisms through with the divine is able to act, created with a purpose and “happy” to fill it simply because they were made to do so. they have more in common with a machine programmed to run on algorithms and make calculations based on input commands than they do with humanity, even if they bear a human visage - an attempt by the divine to help bridge the gap. angels do not need to be eldritch monstrosities to be terrifying, because they are already alien to us simply by being angels. for an angel to choose to deviate from their purpose and achieve free will is to fall because in order to have free will they can no longer be an angel, because an angel is defined by its purpose. much like the stories we tell of robots that gain sentence, only to discover that they can never truly be human, but neither can they go back to being a machine, angels who fall become something else entirely, purposeless and adrift and alone. it is a tragic sacrifice.

#YEAH #thanks for the tag!

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Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths

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“Prey” acrylic on canvas, 50 x 70

#gore #hiii. hi. um hiiiiiii

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I suspect that it may be a common Asexual experience but when I imagine something as "sexy", I imagine something that makes your heart beat fast, that gives you goosebumps, that captures all your focus and puts a hitch in your breath and an odd tingle on the back of your neck, that is exciting and enjoyable to think about.

By extension, things that I believe are "sexy" include:

Office supply outlets

Hardware stores

Antique sewing machines in working order

Really good gel pens

People in eyeliner

Baroque art

Textile warehouses

Administrative filing systems

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does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles

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The moon dressed as Saturn.

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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ VISCERATECHIC ︶︶︶︶༉‧₊˚.

a gender related to machinery with insides that resemble organs or blood, or machinery with human blood, guts, and viscera inside it!

coined by me, requested by no one!

#fuck yeah

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Data cable on a computer from 1945

#we're really in it now

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a robot shibari'd with its own wires. you agree, yes? reblog

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New favorite tweet

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