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it’s the parley room…the parlor room? the parley parlor.

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well now i need a Dungeon Meshi/The Adventure Zone crossover comic with a cultural exchange program where one side brings healthy, meticulous fantasy!Japanese cuisine and the other side brings the most atrocious processed fantasy!American garbage with an ingredients list full of arcane curses

#soooo good

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how is it that all of lucretia’s one liners in moonlighting always the funniest fucking shit 

“oh you’re so deep in the test, you are knee-deep in test town”

“i particularly liked when you ripped the arms off that poor helpless robot” 

“here’s the problem: they just run right off the goddamn thing”

“goddammit we love domes around here”

“yes, it’s that we very quickly cut your hand off and get the bracer off, but then we attach the hand back and it’s like, not a big deal”

“are there any non terrible questions”

#she's so cave johnson #and glados. glados too

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OVERHATED CHARACTERS POLL: Lucretia / The Director (The Adventure Zone: Balance)

Feel free to explain your position in the comments or tags, but any harassment, over-the-top fighting, or personal attacks will result in you being blocked. Do not attack real people, be they fans or creators, over fictional characters.

Mod note: I will be chasing the high of listening to this show for the first time for the rest of my life.

#goddd i think the frustration and dislike of what she did is absolutely warranted. for sure #but. people treat her like garbage and overexaggerate what she's done and her motives because she is a black woman #anyway. lucretia doesn't deserve any hate she's a deeply complex and interesting character <3 she did something that imo was terrible. #but when you look at the motiiiiiveeeeeeeeee !!!! look at her ! what she was feeling & thinking !!!!! #so. i voted option three

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Lesbians Love Him:

local carpenter and universe savior just friends with a lot of lesbians, reports say

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Angus: *does something stupid*

Magnus, Taako, and Merle:

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i think my favourite casual goof the adventure zone does is when the more serious-voiced characters will drop a completely deadpan rendition of an absolutely bonkers turn of phrase

like, lucretia in her ordinary stern and deliberate voice just casually saying "point and click, baby. windows 98" will never not be funny to me

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ID: Digital art comic featuring Merle, Magnus, and Taako from the Adventure Zone. Merle is an older dwarf man with brown skin, grey hair, and a beard. He is wearing a jack-o-lantern shirt and has vines growing around his face. He is holding his X-treme Teen Bible as he says, "Hallowed be thy ween." Magnus, a human man dressed as Frankenstein's monster, exclaims, "You're gonna hollow out my what?" Taako, an elven wizard dressed as a skeleton with cobweb accents, replies from behind, "Your Ween!" End ID

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I finished that taako sketch so he could make me macrons for my birthday ✨

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how the fuck am i supposed to act like a normal functional human being when The Character exists

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#crystal kingdom eleventh hour and pttm are indisputably my favorites. but if i have to choose i'm going crystal kingdom

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Logically I’m aware that the fifty thousand people in my notes all making the same joke are mostly harmless but also there’s a reason that water slowly dripping onto your head is a valid form of torture.

#hey

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#this took me an embarrassing amount of time

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also a young lucretia doodle

#beautiful hair...

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Boy detective is both a gender and an autism diagnosis

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For the cute lovecore outfit suggestion thing, the first thing that popped into my head is Merle flirting with a plant of some kind, and the plant is "wearing" something Merle made, either knitted or made out of shells or other things made from the beach

Happy Valentine's Day to everyone's favorite terrible grandpa

ID: Digital drawing of Merle Highchurch, a male dwarf with brown skin, grey hair and beard, and hair over his body. He is wearing a pink, heart-patterned collared shirt with the collar open. He is also wearing khaki shorts, dark brown sandals, and a gold watch. He is grinning at a large punk tropical flower, resting on a table beside him. Hanging from the stem of the flower is a necklace made out of yellow seashells. End ID.

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Its been forever since I drew these guys-

 I’ve been getting caught up on SteepleChase but have been relistening to Balance too, It just recently caught up with me that TAZ is almost ten years old

#inaccessible //