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I was wondering if orcs have a patron god and yeah, duh, it’s Melkor, but think about the ecstasy of that situation. You’re working directly for the big man himself—hell, you might even see him around the fortress! Your earthly paradise is just a few years away, and you, personally, bring it closer with every slop bucket you carry.

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The sound of cute puppies hydrating

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There is a strange dichotomy in learning the sword. It is at once noble and incredibly base and vile. The best and worst in humanity, united and conflicted.

The sword is the worst of humanity. It is a tool designed solely for the purpose of destroying human life. The edge is too fine for utility, too long for craft, and too short to be useful for the hunting of game. The first sword ever crafted marked a turning point; that it was an effective use of hard won resources to craft something only useful for killing other humans.

 The sword is the best of humanity. Ingenuity and creativity coming together. Harnessing all four elements, earth, air, fire, and water, to create a sidearm well suited to attack and defense, yet convenient enough to carry by your side.

Swordplay is humanity at it’s worst. It is an art dedicated solely to the destruction of the human body. It is the most efficient means of parting flesh, tendon, and bone to the end of separating the immortal soul from the all too frail body. It is cruel, ruthless, and brutal. 

Swordplay is humanity at it’s absolute best. It is the passionate science. A small person can best a giant and a weak person can best a titan through careful application of the rules of distance, measure, and timing. It is an exultation in all that the human body can accomplish.   

It is a lump of metal and it is art.

It is a riot of violence and it is a dance.

It is ugly and vicious and horrible.

It is beautiful and glorious and magnificent.  

It is art and science joined in one.

The fact remains, any day with a sword in your hand is a good day. 

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Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in the car to all the songs you listened to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good.

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This makes me so happy

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#q'ing this a few days after turning 17 #let's see how it goes #[edit] #two months and a day after that #in a pretty bad place #i hope i run out of tears soon because i hate crying with a passion #about a month before turning 18 now #i can't remember what i was crying about #i'm ok #kind of #i sleep too late and too much #and don't go much more than save up for a computer #i really should study more #i think i'm just resting enough to make up for all the time when i couldn't #i'm taking it slow #a bit too slow #but i'm gonna be fine #i cry much less these days #i'm still with him #we've been through a lot #next month we'll see that one band live #again #the one we found the day after 'breaking up' so long ago #this is gonna be the first time we see them after actually listening to the albums #i'm excited about that #i'm excited about turning 18 #for the concerts and for the paypal independence mostly #but yeah #i might learn how to drive soon #EDIT

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Happy Valentine’s Day<3

#i can't believe im scheduling this

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you: yaoi hands me, an intellectual: fuckhands mcmike

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Star Wars Recast: Fan Bingbing as Padmé Amidala

#this is still so iconique(TM)

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underwater

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the dopest thing about horses is that they’re basically grass engines

like, grass goes in, fast comes out

most things that produce fast (like cheetahs, and cars) use much more heavily processed grass, like horses, and oil

and yet here horses are, producing The Fast with only The Grass

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With the success of a hip-hop musical about Hamilton, they should make more musicals progressing forward in American history but with musical genres moving back in time until we get a musical about Barack Obama with 18th-century music. Baroque Obama.

#that's the best/worst joke i've heard in a long time

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#art insp #hhh

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Father’s Day is a literal celebration of motherfuckers

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rennaissance painters: what is a baby? a small man?

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#art insp

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dont ever talk to me or my 47 destructive tendencies again

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Team Free Will