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i love that kirby deals contact damage.

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pain :(

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memes for when you got a bird feeder and now it’s an integral part of your personality

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rain photo study

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Little Buddy has health? 😰

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literally how can octarian life be bad they live in a DJocracy. that's fucking sick dude

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catalogue of increasingly stupid splatfest ideas

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Okay, I think The Spirit is the fuzzy ooze. The rocket that carries it is called the Spirit Lifter.

There's some very, very strange dialogue leading up to the bossfight against Mr. Grizz that I never see anyone talk about - maybe because nobody has any idea what the heck it means.

When Mr. Grizz is explaining his "business plan," he says that it has three parts - "The vessel, the spirit, and the wisdom of the ages."

...What? What is any of this? It never gets mentioned again, and doesn't seem to have any relation to his plan to fly a rocket into space and explode it to rain Fuzzy Ooze everywhere. This just never gets explained.

Immediately after this, Mr. Grizz sucks out Cuttlefish's brain juices.

This also never comes into play??? Why did he suck out Cuttlefish's brain? He had already created the Fuzzy Ooze, it wasn't a component necessary for that. The rocket was already about to go into space. Why would he even need Cuttlefish's "essence" for any of that?

I think he wasn't just trying to turn all the sea creatures hairy - I think that was just the first part of his three-step plan for success.

I think he was trying to recreate humans.

The Wisdom of The Ages: A suitably intelligent brain fitting for a human.

The Vessel: A suitable body to become the human. (Inklings are already humanoid - adding hair to them makes them... a vague approximation of a human. Hence why this is the first component listed - turning the Inklings into mammals to create a suitable vessel is the first thing he does.)

The Spirit: ...??? It's also possible that The Spirit is Cap'n Cuttlefish's brain, and the Wisdom of the Ages is the crystals contain mankind's hopes and dreams, or perhaps O.R.C.A. since it contains all of humanity's wisdom.

Whatever the case is, there was more to his plan than just coating the earth in Fuzzy Ooze.

But... okay, so what? Why even bring up all this weird information at all if it was never gonna go anywhere? We don't even get to see the second and third steps of his plan. We don't even get to know what they are. So what was the point of having this even be a thing?

Personally, I think it's setting up for a future plot point. Cap'n Cuttlefish's brain essence juice is still out there somewhere, yeah? I bet this is going to come into play in the future.

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i just remembered that i had a dream a few weeks ago where side order came out and i played it. and it was just the regular story mode. and i was like lalala i'm having so much fun playing side order! and then i remembered all the trailers and i was like wait what. whag the fuck what is thhis. this is supposed to be a roguelike. what. and then pearl and marina showed up in a helicopter and joined the Squid Sisters in commentating on the levels and i was like ok yay! ^_^ guess i'm just not there yet, can't wait to get to the part from the trailers! ^_^

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one night, you hear a strange scream from outside. you assume it's just an animal, or a child, or anything else that happens to be none of your business. the next day, you hear it again, at the same time you did yesterday. so, definitely just a normal occurrence that really isn't your business. but as time goes on, it becomes harder to ignore just how STRANGE this scream is. you've never heard anything like it. you're not sure WHY it's so strange - and perhaps that IS why. you can't place your finger on anything about its origin. it doesn't sound exactly like a human. it doesn't sound like any animals you've ever heard. and yet it's just similar enough that, if you had turned the other way, if you can't started paying attention to it, you could have been convinced it was just an animal or a person.

you begin to notice that the scream is not always the same - it happens at different pitches. then, you begin to notice that there seems to be something of a pattern to it. is it, perhaps, a song of some kind?

now thoroughly hooked by this mystery, you begin to record the screams each day and note down what pitch it was. it's too late to turn back now.

day 1: D

day 2: D

day 3: D (but an octave higher? is there a notation for that? you're not sure.)

day 4: G

...

You decide that maybe this mystery can stay unsolved.

#shiny pile

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I took my second ADHD pill a little too late I guess because it was suddenly 4 am and I made this thing about why parasitic organisms are shaped like ways and how to consider that for your fiction settings. Raw text version below the cut for people with busted seeing:

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I need to (remembers to not make casual suicide jokes in order to encourage a more outwardly positive mindset and healthy conversational environment in my day to day life) kill myself

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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal