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โthatโs a nice dress.โ
โthis airline has an excellent arrival-departure record.โ
โyou came up alongside me, you know, with your jacket and your face and charm, and you just, you know, talked to me for a strategic amount of time, established your position, and then just casually, blatantly stepped in front of me.โ
โoh my g- you just did it again!โ
โyou are part and parcel of a world that no longer has any idea how to behave itself.โ
โdo you have a special need?โ
โi need to be โฆ over there.โ
โthis one does not appear to have a working notch.โ
โif i see you at a restaurant, iโll go to another restaurant.โ
โoh, youโre even worse than he said.โ
โdonโt do that, donโt dangle an injurious tidbit and then snatch it away.โ
โwell, i needed to lash out.โ
โsee, this only works if one of you actually is a big person.โ
โโclosedโ is not the same thing as closure.โ
โi canโt remember dreaming.โ
โi donโt wanna be a person you donโt know where to stick.โ
โsheโs a tall glass of hemlock.โ
โhow can we be allowed to feel so much for people who donโt feel anything for us?โ
โwell, this person shot me, so โฆโ
โhe said i was the embodiment of all his bad choices.โ
โdad jumped out of a seventh-floor window and mom considered them all square.โ
โiโm all fucked up and i always will be.โ
โyou donโt stop loving a person just because they injure you.โ
โlove has nothing to do with like.โ
โi want him to have a long life, during which he is miserable every single day before slowly dying of regret.โ
โdonโt you believe thereโs someone for everyone?โ
โi believe thereโs nobody for anyone.โ
โthis is the slowest i have ever been carried.โ
โi used to love this song.โ
โi never said i wasnโt a tone-deaf narcissist.โ
โwell, Iโm sorry if my brand of pain is out of vogue, but itโs all i got.โ
โhow about if we both run and nobody stays and fights?โ
โdonโt tell me youโre secretly noble.โ
โgod, do you even know how long itโs been since iโve been touched with affection by another human being?โ
โsometimes, i feel the absence of pain, which at this point feels like pleasure, or at least pleasureโs little cousin.โ
โno, not โno.โ iโm just a very negative person. iโm expressing incredulity!โ
โi want all the drinks poured directly down my gullet.โ
โiโve always wondered why they give you two glasses even when youโre traveling alone.โ
โiโm not wearing anything under my pajamas.โ
โwe want to believe that thereโs some high-minded, cosmic meaning behind love, but the truth is weโre drawn to, and make most of our decisions based upon, shapes we find appealing, and colors and textures and smells and tastes and spatial relations.โ
โbecause being, as bad as it is, is better than not being.โ
โiโm just evaluating your qualifications as an ongoing love interest.โ
โbecause connection is precious, therefore, it is immoral to just treat each other like dalliances, even if thatโs what we wind up being.โ
โyou might want to shake out the pringle fragments.โ
โhow about if i keep my mind open to the possibility of keeping my mind open to the possibility of keeping my mind open?โ
โi didnโt want it to end on a bad note. also, youโre in the next room. it would have been spectacularly awkward.โ
โbut at some point thereโs just not enough optimism left inside a person to sustain something like this, you know?โ
โwell, iโm going to shove some tissues up my nostrils and take a shower.โ
โon the off, off chance that i ever have a wedding, i would never make anyone travel to it.โ
โi was so enjoying the silence.โ
โtry as i might, i cannot get behind wine in screw-top bottles.โ
โwhat if weโre falling in love?โ
โyou donโt find it miraculous that two people like us forged any kind of bond?โ
โokay, but deep down, in your broken, miserable gut, donโt you want something thatโs pure and in its own grotesque way, beautiful?โ
โiโm laughing out of affection.โ
โwe shouldnโt exchange contact information.โ
โwhy didnโt we meet seven years ago?โ
โthere are other people in the world.โ
โi hope our flightโs on time.โ
โand now youโre casting me as the author of a byzantine conspiracy theory of a machiavellian land grab designed to usurp your position on an aircraft that has eight seats.โ
โ i thought this was my closet.โ
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