we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
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Morning and evening, 1898. Source.
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Boop!
Available in my kofi shop as a wallpaper!
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The real reason magnets do that is because they are perverse sexual beasts
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has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance
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ah jeez, i’m unfollowing him now. i had no idea he was picking up the field mice and bopping them all on the head
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crossfaded on arts & crafts
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starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club
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god knew not to give me a dick because I would be getting hard every time I eat a cream cheese bagel
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my warm heart for your cold hands
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by Laerte Coutinho
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