Me: I’m a bad bitch! I don’t take shit from anyone! I’m not nice!
Also me: well I can’t just leave this cart in the middle of the parking lot. I have to take it to the cart return. I’m not an animal. Those employees work hard.
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imloterall laughing so hard
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the first rule of Internet argument is to make sure your profile description isn’t so embarrassing that it can immediately be used against you.
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me explaining my friend that i slept for 16hrs
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*uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*
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