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can’t talk rn i’ve gotta be taken out back and shot

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don't let people enjoy things

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s is for slug

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one serving of molting Gizmo, coming right up!

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tumblr are you telling me something

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Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

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hello beloveds ☺️

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GNAT VS DRAIN FLY

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Splish splash 💦🐸🚿

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I figured that was probably the case!! I hate to assume American thongs because of TV/Movies, but I keep seeing it SO SO MUCH

Question for Americans: If your card declines somewhere, do they actually cut it up???? I keep seeing this in movies/TV so 😭

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can you tell i was emotionally neglected as a child through my posts

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My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency

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I love this picture. Sultry, come hither stare out the bars, oral fixation prop in mouth, loose oversized shirt + NO PANTIES. One leg lifted up revealing a peek at his exposed rabbit hole. Jailhouse FISH god damn he was ahead of his time

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they moved wyll to the center for good pr