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Robert Irwin made sure he got the perfect picture of his sister’s engagement by reenacting a faux proposal for the big surprise. 

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So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

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hai, hai, haititai

space taxi to the sky

feuersalamander

mach beine auseinander

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You: 10 million fireflies Me, a German: 99 Luftballons 

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we have this fantastic expression in german and I don’t know where it comes from but basically instead of saying that you want a song that goes hard you can just say “the bass has to FUCK”

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You’ve heard of Creepypasta

jetzt macht euch bereit für

Gruselnudel

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as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’ national hymn…

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In Poland we don’t say “fist bump” we say “żółwik” which literally translates to “little turtle” and I think that’s beautiful

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They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads

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When you're falling in a forest and there's nobody around Do you ever really crash, or even make a sound? 🍃 #throwback #spooky #forest #feelingwitchy (hier: Kielce, Poland) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpevHldHV0g/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13dwmmw68zpq9

#throwback #spooky #forest #feelingwitchy

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Mirror, mirror on the wall… 🔮 #mirrorcheck (hier: Hessen, Germany) https://www.instagram.com/p/Boy_18NHwNi/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=vihwtlp4mwsl

#mirrorcheck

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We don't know where we're going But we know where we belong #studienfahrt #abi19 #croatia #🇭🇷 (hier: Rovinj) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoRR6h4nkDU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1hrbo1ooxkmzq

#studienfahrt #abi19 #croatia #🇭🇷

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

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i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave” 

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