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It's June 1. It's time.

Go be gay.

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happy pride

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really can’t emphasize enough that the main plot of HMS Surprise is that Jack rescues a fragile and sickly Stephen after days of brutal torture at the hands of the French and attempts to nurse him back to health only to spend the rest of the book in steadily rising panic as Stephen climbs the ratlines, does drugs, calls his ex, gets his dick out in public, starts a duel, buys a sloth, gets shot, proposes to his ex, blows his cover, drinks bird shit, kills a man, gets marooned, breaks the law, and almost adopts a nine year old

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'Well, you could say that they are as much like sheep as they are horses,' said Jack, blowing his nose. 'But sheep ain't poetical, whereas horses are.'

'Are they really, sir? I was not aware.'

'Of course they are, William. Nothing more poetical, except maybe doves. Pegasus, and so on. Think of the fellow in that play that calls out "My kingdom for a horse" - it would not have been poetry at all, had he said sheep.'

#something so wonderful about this passage #man is confidently wrong about poetry to boy whose education is his responsibility

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Hello Kitty postcards from 1998･ﾟﾟ･｡☆

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✨️✨️✨️✨️

#YES #for angelo

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before twitter goes, here’s my favorite tweet of all time

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Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

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PRACTICE URGE SURFING

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i could, in theory, buy a tofu press

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the picture of luxury

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y'all missing the whole point of stardew valley. it's supposed to be slow paced. you're a farmer. crops do now grow instantly and you wont be making millions in a season. enjoy the fucking game, take your fucking time. take days off to just forage and talk to people. aren't yall tired of the grind from real life??? do you want to experience burnout in a farming game too??????

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women’s fitting rooms (esp in stores marketed to older and middle aged women) are some of the loveliest places to be. never have i felt so lucky to be a girl than when another lady tells me excitedly that i look amazing.

and in turn when i can tell a woman that she looks beautiful in that and you can see her face brighten. how wonderful it is to be her sister just for that moment

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whatever man, you're a fake creator. you're not playing spore, you're playing something else entirely

i made this anon in spore [2008]

next time show your face

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This picture and caption my dad sent me is ingrained in my mind forever… 5:15 and all’s well…

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“That’s true! I did! I crinkled this!“ A painting of my favorite post from @straycatj I hope my rendition of this dastardly crime did it justice