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“This is where I come to masturbate.”
——- A CHURCH was no place for such crude jokes. This was a place of WORSHIP, and this deputy was mocking these HOLY WALLS. Joseph did not respond, hands instead folded in front of him. BOTH looking up to the window that shown down light unto the alter. Jacob had done WELL in training this one, but it appears he is still somewhat UNTAMED. But then again, no child was PERFECT, there was always going to be those who were DEFIANT and UNPOLISHED. God made them in his image, and he certainly was not WITHOUT FLAW.
It was small, but a Joseph did begin to break a smile, LOOKING DOWN towards the ground. FOR ONCE breaking way the mask of the FATHER, and instead showing the humanity of A MAN. ❝ I do hope you are joking, these pews have seen enough mess in their time… ❞
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Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters
“Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”
“Can you explain memes to me?”
“Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”
“Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”
“Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”
“Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”
“Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”
“How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”
“I am a happy little cheese monster.”
“I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”
“I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”
“I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”
“It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”
“I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”
“I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”
“I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”
“Mothman is bullshit.”
“My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”
“OH SHIT THAT’S A KNIFE.”
“See you in class… bitch.”
“Sharks are tight.”
“So, you ever kill a man?”
“Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”
“That… that is a good butt.”
“The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”
“This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”
“This is where I come to masturbate.”
“Wait, I’m a wreck.”
“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.”
“You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”
“Your face… is… good.”
“Your unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.”
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@ryeinthesky
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m*a*s*h (1972-1983) sentence starters
feel free to change pronouns / descriptors as you see fit.
‘ i thought this stuff was supposed to make you feel better. ‘
‘ war isn’t hell. war is war, and hell is hell. and of the two, war is a lot worse. ‘
‘ remind me to order more straws. ‘
‘ will you stop saying what i’m thinking? ‘
‘ i know i’m a real asset. ‘
‘ you’re off my two letters. ‘
‘ you’re a tribute to man’s endurance. ‘
‘ intelligence is something i try to avoid. ‘
‘ you are a gentleman and a lady. ‘
‘ life, liberty, and the pursuit of happy hour. ‘
‘ i’m too frightened to be scared. ‘
‘ you’re always so wrong. that’s what’s so right about you. ‘
‘ live! that’s an order! ‘
‘ spontaneity has a time and place. ‘
‘ we interrupt your sweet dreams to bring you the following nightmare. ‘
‘ insanity is just a state of mind. ‘
‘ i’m honored, touched… and aroused. ‘
‘ i was born with someone waiting to see me. ‘
‘ take a walk. ‘
‘ you’d be surprised what a priest can get away with. ‘
‘ courage is something you shouldn’t be afraid to have. ‘
‘ i could kill you with one finger. ‘
‘ did anyone ever tell you you have the voice of a songbird slowly drowning in tar? ‘
‘ you’re so above average. ‘
‘ unhand me, you varlet, you know not who you touch. ‘
‘ state your business in one word or less. ‘
‘ i am going to live through this even if it kills me. ‘
‘ come on, stupid, don’t play dumb with me! ‘
‘ i’ve never seen you in your underneath before. ‘
‘ how would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose? ‘
‘ get away from me before i get physically and visibly emotional! ‘
‘ it always amazes me how a baby can take a normal adult and turn him into a babbling idiot. ‘
‘ there, there. ‘
‘ you sure you want more of this story? ‘
‘ i though you were an atheist. ‘
‘ there you go. all tucked in. ‘
‘ i gave that up for lent. ‘
‘ you look like an ad for death. ‘
‘ daddy still loves you. ‘
‘ i am only paranoid because everyone is against me. ‘
‘ you should get that looked at. ‘
‘ you are shaved, cleaned, and dressed! it’s revolting. ‘
‘ why don’t you sirs act like sirs, sir? ‘
#I Hᴇᴀʀ Tʜᴇ Vᴏɪᴄᴇ Cᴀʟʟɪɴɢ — ( QUE. )#Lᴏᴄᴜsᴛs Iɴ Oᴜʀ Gᴀʀᴅᴇɴ — ( MEMES )#i wanna be active but all i wanna do is reply to memes so :///#send me something so we can turn it into a thread
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Bates Motel sentence starters
“I’m pretty sure the last time we spoke, you told me to ‘drop dead, bitch.’ Sorry I took it personally.”
“You don’t get it, do you? She’s ruined you.”
“She’s not a bad person, she’s just not perfect!”
“I’m just saying that there are different ways to produce an economy.”
“This is all a little peculiar.”
“Can I give you some advice? You gotta cut that shit out.”
“You had every right to defend yourself.”
“I didn’t defend myself! I killed the crap out of him!”
“You don’t just walk away from your parents.”
“Once you get past the blood and guts of it all, it’s really quite beautiful work.”
“Are you trying to say that you have something on me? Is that it?”
“I’m pretty used to things not turning out the way I expect and making the best of it.”
“I want someone to know the truth about me in this world, and I’d like that to be you, if you’re okay with that.”
“You’re the person that I’m closest to in this world.”
“You’re a dick!”
“There are ax murderers and whores stuffed under every rug.”
“Life’s a cesspool you claw and scratch and fight to swim out of, but you never get to the top!”
“You do errands for your mom. Well, aren’t you a dying breed?”
“He’s a lame-ass poser. Thinks he’s a character out of Scarface.”
“Such a pretty little kid. Such a trusting girl, and I couldn’t protect her.”
“Oh yeah. You’re that guy with the God complex.”
“You think you know what life is, that it’s something you just stay on top of with your soft words and your nice summer jacket?”
“You sit there in your little playhouses with your cocktails, and you judge the rest of us.”
“How can you ask me to live with this?”
“I will die if you leave.”
“Don’t you ever get tired of being so stoic?”
“God, you’re contrary.”
“Trust me, you can only do that for so long before you start sounding like Scrooge McDuck.”
“You know that’s the only memory I have of her where she sounded happy?”
“Once you start touching somebody’s body, the rest of it just kind of melts away.”
“It’s so funny how people leave their things. There’s such an energy in it, like the person’s still present somehow in the animation.”
“I’m not sure I’d refer to it using the term ‘magical.’”
“People who have had crappy upbringings can sense it in other people.”
“I see a kindness and a sensitivity in your face, and also hurt.”
“If someone’s always looking at you like you’ve done something wrong, talking to you like you’ve done something wrong, treating you like you’ve done something wrong, I mean, you start to believe that you’ve done something wrong!”
“Chaos seems to swirl around you, and I’m not sure why.”
“I’m not lying. I’m not revealing the whole truth.”
“She the one who won’t talk to me. She’s the one being irrational.”
“We were so close, her and me. We were all we had.”
“She was my whole world, my whole life.”
“I mean, I loved her. You can’t help who you love.”
“Parents do not have needs.”
“We all whitewash our parents’ sins, because on some level, because we have to.”
“I miss how close we used to be.”
“How dare you come into my house and say such an ugly thing to me.”
“Screw off, shit head!”
“Why do crazy people keep gravitating towards me?”
“Sometimes you hear and see things that aren’t there.”
“I came here to start over. We are starting over!”
“I’m just trying to help you, kiddo.”
“We have to be together. We’re supposed to be together.”
“Do you feel bad after?”
“It wasn’t anything more than what it looked like.”
“I love you more than my own life.”
“I don’t ever want to live in a world without you.”
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gcdsaved replied to your post: my second fav brother. and don't let anyone tell...
WHAT IN THE CRISPY HELL
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my second fav brother. and don't let anyone tell you otherwise, joseph. :D
——- ❝ Thanks Jared. ❞
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skiesking·:
He was sick of this question, sick of how the Seed’s prodded at his mind while they spoke of the end of the earth – it was the so-called Father’s obsession that caused Nick and his family so much grief in the first place. The supposed collapse that caused such a rift in his home.
“If the world’s gonna end,” he spat out. “Then maybe we should just let it end. Maybe that’s the Gods divine will or whatever the fuck you want to call it. Or, more likely, this is all some sick fantasy you’ve made up, and you should leave these people the fuck alone already.”
——- UNDERSTANDING was the hardest part for those who did not yet BELIEVE. He understood that, yet the jabs that put his own SANITY into question did not go off without a STING. But LOVE for those who are LOST, it must come first.
❝ We are not the crazy ones, Nicholas. We are here to help. ❞
He knelt to one knee, PIERCING eyes staring back at the man who was bound to a chair.
❝ A smart man like yourself, you should realize you can’t run from this. ❞
❝ I did hope my brother would have helped you understand that. ❞
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——❝ if not my will, then who is it that you have in mind, joseph seed? god? ❞
——- ❝ God, yes. But certainly not you, for you are no God to me, Deputy. ❞
A FALSE PROPHET come waltz within these hallowed walls. This ICONOCLAST shall do no harm, for his God will not allow it. Joseph had a mission, an AUGURY to witness. He will not allow his end to come SO SOON.
❝ If you are going to cast your stones, you better make them count. ❞
#oh uhm#well I guess that puts us at an impasse then#since I don't follow that theory#but I'm akdkjasld trying to make it work#wrathiest#skdjlsajdskj#I Hᴇᴀʀ Tʜᴇ Vᴏɪᴄᴇ Cᴀʟʟɪɴɢ — ( QUE. )
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reminder that you are a beautiful rper (◡‿ ◡✿)
i would die for you
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——- ❝ Take this gift, for the Gods surely won’t ❞
( ——- @faithtaken sc )
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——- ❝ I saw the face of God and it was weeping. ❞
( ——- @kcptpeace sc )
#this is so vague so i hope you can work w/ it#if not uuuuuh message me lmao ilu n paul pls forgive#I Hᴇᴀʀ Tʜᴇ Vᴏɪᴄᴇ Cᴀʟʟɪɴɢ — ( QUE. )#kcptpeace
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