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jokes aside i think it’s amazing and heartwarming to see like 4chan incel bros perform the miracle of crawling out of that hole and becoming real human beings and chronicling their journey to realizing that they can be well adjusted happy normal dudes
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Great eared nightjar
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Emmet’s joltik that he leaves to mind his desk has their own, smaller desk. Or should have.
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little boss
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secondpest · 3 months
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ADHD pro tip: Use psychological warfare on yourself.
For example, in order to do long tasks, like folding laundry, I put on the Mario Hat:
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The main feature of the Mario hat is that my headset does not fit over it, so when The Bees™ try to put me back in front of the screen, the headset issue forces me to remember why I put the Mario hat on, and back to the task I go
As a bonus, the Mario hat is also a very clear indicator to my housemates that business is getting done, and they have learned not to distract me when I'm wearing the "goofy-ass cosplay hat"
It's not stupid if it works.
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secondpest · 3 months
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I have been fired from my job and I am unemployed. I put everything I had into working at this place, did everything they asked of me, and moved to a new city to work here. They terminated me with no severance pay. I'll post more positivity content once I mentally recover from all this, please do not worry about me, I'll always be alright, I just need some time to sort this out
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secondpest · 3 months
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be careful, i have heard rumors that a gorgeous mother fucker is scrolling tumblr right fucking now
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secondpest · 4 months
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Those who were once oppressed under an Apartheid regime have stepped up to help those being oppressed under another one.
Meanwhile, the so-called "free" world is still trying to find ways to justify "standing with" and defending Israel's rogue racist Apartheid regime.
They should feel deep shame. They don't. But they all should.
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secondpest · 4 months
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"In front of you stands two guards, one always tells the truth, the other only tells lies"
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You don’t have to love your body
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Could the collapse of the states lead to world peace and possibly also mass rapid pregnancies across the world? 👀
The United States falls, and in its place arrives the Fertile States of America, where eveyone is allowed to be as pregnant and milfy as they want.
The FSA is then immediately annexed by Canada and Mexico.
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secondpest · 4 months
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UBI works. 88% success rate.
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I hate this country
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In WWII, in 6 years, 67 journalists were killed
In the Vietnam war, in 20 years, 63 journalists were killed
In Gaza, in 70 days, 89 journalists were killed
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