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Technically speaking Cal is the only, living, Jedi who was officially knighted. Yoda implied Luke was a Jedi, but he never knighted him. And Ahsoka and Ezra were Padawan’s who never officially finished there training.

their collective teaching credentials are basically just "haha dude trust me I know what I'm doing for sure"

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cal please chill out, you're making it hard to teach

(donation doodles! // tip jar)

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Thank you to @sleepnoises for making the original poll & for giving us the idea to to this :)

Sorry if we couldn’t get your favorite on here, we were limited to only 12 options (11 if you don’t include the “other” option).

#that one episode of Stargate where Jack and Tealc are the only ones who remember the loop #so many wonderful moments #jack golfing through the stargate #jack and tealc passing the chalk while seamlessly translating Ancient to a bewildered Daniel #Jack: what kind of archeologist carries a gun?? Daniel: uh. i do? #and of course the best moment #jack kisses Sam right as it loops #and the little smile on his face afterwards #stargate sg1

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Endless Fantasy High

#dimension 20

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y'all said such kind words about my dad's crewel work so here are more pictures!

These are before he started putting himself and Addie (the doggo) into each one. I think my favorite is the one with the lavender fields but I'm also a big fan of the one with the stripey rocks =D

#oh my heavens these are absolutely gorgeous #please tell your dad he is an amazing artist

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Normal work emergencies: “They need me to come in and fix a system that broke down.”

Dropout work emergencies: “They need me to come in and throw pasta at comedians.”

#game changer

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After watching this week’s Game Changer, I have changed my mind. It is not Brennan Lee Mulligan who will eventually murder Sam Reich.

It’s Siobhan Thompson.

#she has more rage it has to be said #game changer

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daily self-affirmations 💕

my podium is clean and not covered in spaghetti

i know that the 87th element on the periodic table is Francium

i am not trapped in the time loop

i know how to fix the ElectroBobbleWobble QZ

i am not trapped in the time loop

i have a sufficient number of boxes to reach the shelf of ducks

the wenis is a dance

i am not trapped in the time loop

the wenis is a dance

i am not trapped in the time loop

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deeply believe that caleb, jester and beau have a book club where they gather once a month in the salon in the tower, dress up nice, pour some fine wine by the fire, and take it in turns to read each other the worst erotica they could find that month and then vote on whose was worst

#critical role #the mighty nein

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#sufficiently advanced technology

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#that's still my favorite spider-man #although yuri lowenthal gives him a run for his money

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Haha get loved unconditionally idiot. Get absolutely fuckin cherished. Lol you're about to be hugged so hard. I appreciate you deeply as a person, what you gonna do about it? Nothing lmao

#reblogging from a person i get to hang out with today!! #haha get loved Sophie you can't stop me

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#i fact checked this because it sounded insane #but Wikipedia agrees #i knew it was invented as an Italian response to the popularity of the French baguette for sandwiches #i had no idea how recent it was #the ciabata is younger than my sister

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RANDOM DASHBOARD INSPECTION!

#if you knew that it wouldn't be random now would it? #game changer

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I don’t know who “Brennen Lee Mulligan” is (google says comedian?) but based on the way his name is always invoked on specific personal posts of mine I am going to go ahead and theorize that he is…

1. passionate about birds

2. bad at identifying them

and while I deeply wish I could deny the second half of that assumption to myself, my weakness in gull identification suggests it is probably a fair comparison

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EVERYBODY DO THE WENIS

#the wenis is a dance! #game changer