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[Txt] How could I forget when I’m being constantly reminded? I don’t trust other people to look out for him. Don’t worry - I’ve got this. 

[Txt] Stupid Question-- you're taking SB to the funeral right? Or at least you're going to the wake?

[Txt] Of course I’m taking him. What kind of asshole do you take me for, Brodes? I’m not leaving him to have to deal with this shit on his own. 

#t #t:bw

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Phone Call || Brobastian: Calling For a Favor, 2/17/2017

.Tagging: @sebadasssmythe and @squaredancing-weston

Date: Friday night, 17 February 2017

Setting: Sebastian and Brody’s houses (respectively)

Summary: After a very unfruitful first night out following his three weeks of bedrest, Sebastian decides to take matters into his own hands by calling on an old friend…

Part 4 (End)

Note: Smut

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#p:bw #p #p:calling for a favour #nsfw

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[Txt] Stupid Question-- you're taking SB to the funeral right? Or at least you're going to the wake?

[Txt] Of course I’m taking him. What kind of asshole do you take me for, Brodes? I’m not leaving him to have to deal with this shit on his own. 

#t:bw #t #squaredancing-weston

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Para || Brobastrose: Everybody Loves Counting, 12/31/2016

Tagging: @wmhs-marleyrose @sebadasssmythe​ and @squaredancing-weston

Time: Saturday night, 31 December 2016

Setting: River of Stix >> Marley’s House, Lima, OH

Summary:  Brody, Marley, and Bas all end up in the same place for New Year’s Eve, and the threads that connect them start getting tangled…

Part 11 (end)

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#p:bw #p:mr #p:everybody loves counting #nsfw

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First of all, St. Jackoff, as flattering as your obsession is with me, it's bordering on creepy now. I get it - you idolised me. Probably started a fan club. You wouldn't be the first - trust me. But even your creepy stalking tendencies have failed you here. Blaine's right, you know nothing about me, my family or our friendship - and you can stop with your holier-than-thou attitude, because I can tell you right now that Blaine Anderson is a far better person than you can ever hope to be. 

Also - you thought all of our surnames were Warbler? You really are simple, aren’t you? 

I'm sorry for my absence this week.

Jesse, aside from what you may actually think, I’m not stupid. Yes, there’s four separate budgets, and a completely separate budget for large events such as the Prom, homecoming, and things of that nature. Now, admittedly the budgets for the Freshmen and Sophomore classes are smaller than everything else, but they do exist. This is my first year teaching, so yes, this is the first year that money has actually been saved. It was a mess when I first got here. But sure, by all means, go over everything. I’d like everything to be in tact when I return. He…he was. 

You mean as surnames usually do? And, I’m sorry, but you’re saying that as if you actually know anything about him, his family, and the relationship within, and separately, the friendship that he and I have. I highly suggest that you not do that and move on.  

Well of course not.  You managed to pass beyond Dalton without descending into an acapella-filled madness, so I give you credit for that certainly.  I’m simply offering to take a cursory look over the efforts you’ve made in creating a workable set of accounts in your time running the student funds.  I’m certain I can manage a few children’s back-and-forths: don’t worry. 

  Oh, so your last names weren’t Warbler?  I assumed that was some sort of initiation for your group: my mistake.  Unless you all purposely chose the most common US surnames in case such differentiations were necessary?  I think you’d be surprised with how well I know Sebastian, his family, and their relationship.  I almost watched him grow up, you might say.  And based on certain interactions, I can infer the sort of relationship you two may have; however if you wish to keep your indiscretions quiet, I don’t blame you in the slightest.  Consider the matter tabled.

#c:js #c

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Phone Call || Brobastian: Calling For a Favor, 2/17/2017

Tagging: @sebadasssmythe and @squaredancing-weston

Date: Friday night, 17 February 2017

Setting: Sebastian and Brody’s houses (respectively)

Summary: After a very unfruitful first night out following his three weeks of bedrest, Sebastian decides to take matters into his own hands by calling on an old friend…

Part 3

Note: Smut

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#p:bw #p #p:calling for a favour #nsfw

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PM || Brobastian: Calling For a Favor, 2/17/2017

Tagging: @sebadasssmythe​ and @squaredancing-weston​

Date: Friday night, 17 February 2017

Setting: Sebastian and Brody’s houses (respectively)

Summary: After a very unfruitful first night out following his three weeks of bedrest, Sebastian decides to take matters into his own hands by calling on an old friend…

Part 2

Note: Smut

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#p:bw #p #p:calling for a favour #nsfw

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PM || Brobastian: Calling For a Favor, 2/17/2017

Tagging: @sebadasssmythe​ and @squaredancing-weston​

Date: Friday night, 17 February 2017

Setting: Sebastian and Brody’s houses (respectively)

Summary: After a very unfruitful first night out following his three weeks of bedrest, Sebastian decides to take matters into his own hands by calling on an old friend…

Part 1

Note: Smut

Keep reading

#p #p:bw #p:calling for a favour #nsfw

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You don’t like sharing the turkey or the dog? 

Apparently my dog is cheating on me...

Which is the strangest title, but when I let her outside, Batsky has befriend the little boy that lives behind us. She has managed to make a tiny hole, where she can stick her head, and said little boy has been feeding her slices of turkey… I am unsure as to how I feel about this! I mean it is simply adorable, but I don’t like sharing ;)

#c:mr #c

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What else were you expecting from a public school in Ohio? 

You know, for a generation of students that are supposedly computer geniuses, the fact that over half of them cannot successfully manage a simple Excel assignment is just kind of pathetic.  No wonder the economy is so despondent.

#c:js #c

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mr-blainderson:

Well, I think you’re mighty attractive too, Bas. You’re risking that not being a thing by adjusting my eyes.

No, no, B - see, what I meant by adjusting was to improve your eyesight. If you thought I was attractive beforehand, you’re going to be dazzled by me afterwards. 

do you think mr. hummel is hot?

Well, much like he said in his answer, I have eyes as well. So, yes, I think he’s mighty attractive. 

@mr-kurthummel

#c:ba #c

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mr-finn-hudson:

It is kind of hard for them to fall asleep when they are being active. I mean…I’m a PE teacher. Yes, not everyone likes PE, but they still do it.

Hard, but not impossible. If anyone could send them to sleep on their feet, it'd be you.

Newsflash, buddy. No one likes PE. Especially not when you’re the one teaching it. 

#c:fh #c

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missquinnstrue:

And what makes you say that?

Come on, Q - if you get pity sex from a 6, you’ve got no game whatsoever. Everybody knows that. 

#c:qf #c

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not-a-saintjames:

Really Sebastian?  Three weeks and the most productive thing you could think of was to watch sitcoms?  I’m sure your parents are so proud.

You know, maybe you could consider finding a more productive use for the last leg of your leave if you’re feeling so much better. 

I’m sorry, who are you again, and why do I care about your input? Pretty sure the only opinion I could care less about that of my parents, actually - so whether they’re proud or not, it really is none of your concern. Or mine. 

Maybe you could find a more productive use of your time by doing your own thing with your sad little life instead of trying to live vicariously through me. 

#c:js #c

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Don’t worry about your sub, B. Just take care of you. 

I know I suck at this, but if you need anything, I’m here. I’m not good with the talking, but I can listen and try not to say anything stupid. Are you staying at home? Do you need company, or would you rather be alone?

I'm sorry for my absence this week.

And…well for the fact that it will continue through this next week as well. There’s been a family emergency that has…

Well I’m not sure why I’m beating around the bush. Due to heavy injuries sustained in a private plane crash, my father has…he’s passed away.

All I ask is for everyone to keep an eye on my sub and if anyone can give my number to Mr. St James for Student Council business, that’d be greatly appreciated.

#c:ba #c

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text || Brobastian

Brody: Your kink history actually contradicts that statement, Bas. Weird animal obsession? Check. Weird attraction to dead people? Check. Combined = Roadkill. I mean, I won't tell anyone, because that's your business, but I would consider talking to someone-- like not me. Like a therapist. You know, you make it sound like being a decent person is such a big hassle. I feel like it'd take more energy being an asshat, but I guess that's why you have so little bodyfat, right? Well, technically she's still getting paid during lunch, so anything she does on the clock she's getting paid for...

Brody: So first you mock me for paying attention, then you want to share the boons of my efforts? Maybe I'll just take my Army Sex knowledge and go elsewhere. Share it with Blaine-- I'm sure he'd be happy to know I pay attention to what Hunter says.

Brody: Is Finn cocky? I mean, oblivious, absolutely. A little...slow on the uptake, sure. But cocky isn't really how I'd describe him. //How// you get your grades is part of the academic process, Bas XD

Brody: Uh, Mooby the Golden Calf? Didn't you wonder where the hell that came from? It's a direct reference to the Exodus-- you know, sans the Mooby part. Hence all that talk about a False Idol and whatnot? Man, we're going to have a movie night one of these days-- you were obviously too busy having sex whenever the lights were off to pay attention to iconic moments in pop culture. Is that some sort of Pavlovian thing for you?

Brody: [unsent] which is obviously not a //date// kind of movie night-- or a come on. At all. Because we're //not// having sex anymore. Maybe I'll just loan you the movie with notes. That might be a better idea.

Bas: My kink history that /you/ made up - sure. Although you literally /did/ just say you'd fuck roadkill, so don't expect me to drop that any time soon. I'd give you the same sentiment, except that I'm starting to feel like some sort of intervention is in order for you. You're not just hurting /yourself/, Brodes, you're hurting the people around you. It takes little effort for me to just be myself. Isn't that what we're supposed to do? It just so happens that asshole is my natural state. Yes, but she's still not specifically being paid to have sex with me. She's having sex /during/ her lunch hour. Your logic is incredible - and no, that's not a compliment.

Bas: Or I can go right to the source. I'm sure I can find a way to convince Hunter to share his Soldier Sex School stories. Or - yes - I'll send Blaine. Maybe me and Blaine could convince him together, actually...

Bas: No, he's /uninteresting/. Why would I be implying that he's cocky? Guy has nothing going for him - what's there to be cocky /about/?

Bas: Considering that you started this by talking about The Ten Commandments, my mind didn't immediately go to Mooby's, Brodes. You mean you watched Dogma without getting high? Isn't that the sole purpose of any View Askewniverse movie? But hey - if you want to "educate me" in the way of a movie night, feel free.

Bas: [unsent] Which isn't weird. Because we're just friends. Friends who have had sex in the past - but friends nonetheless. Like me and Blaine.

#t:bw #t

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Text|| Seblaine

Blaine: I mean, I could make a really sexist joke, and you know, pull the whole time of the month card, but I feel like an asshole just thinking it and I just can't do it. So hopefully my rambling made you smile at least. Also, I'm always right, so.

Blaine: As sad as it made me, it's just what happens when two friends go to college on opposite sides of the country. But, we're here now and I think this time you're stuck with me, I hope you can handle that. Depending on who that is, and what your definition of 'rubbing it in his face' is, I'll consider it. Oh, obviously, yeah. You've definitely ruined every other man for me forever and ever. I should probably hate you for it, actually.

Bas: Well, for what it's worth, it made me laugh. So there's that. You sure about that? I mean you're right a lot, I'll give you that - but given the fact that /I'm/ always right too, I feel like there's possibly some sort of flaw in that logic.

Bas: I suppose I can live with that. There are worse people I could be stuck with. Well I wasn't planning on literally rubbing anything in anyone's face unless requested - so I was talking in the metaphorical sense. Shame for you... I guess poor Hunter will have to bask in my shadow. How /are/ things going with tall, broad and handsome anyway?

#t:ba #t