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Housewarming party at Mion's first flat (⁠>⁠▽⁠<⁠)⁠ﾉ*⁠.⁠✧

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from left: lambdadelta, bernkastel and beatrice

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bf found this driving austin tx🔥

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gay people recommending fiction will say shit like "you NEED to check this out it's fantastic. it has so many good ideas, which i will not elaborate on, but it's also a several hundred hour investment, and most of it sucks". and then be confused on why you're not rushing to the markets for it

#UMINEKO UMINEKO UMIIINEK

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happy watanagashi everyone

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#let’s go lesbians

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Honestly The Curse of the Colonel is one of my favorite Japanese urban legends…

Basically the Hanshin Tigers baseball team had a major victory in 1985 and fans went WILD and stood on a bridge chanting the player’s names, and every time they said a name a fan that resembled the player whose name was said would jump into the canal

BUT there was an american player on the team named Randy Bass and the crowd wanted to include someone who looked like him too, but there were no white people around so they snatched a Colonel Sanders statue and tossed it into the water as an effigy

after this the Hanshin Tigers won nothing for 18 years! The rumor began to circulate that throwing the statue into the canal had angered Colonel Sanders and he had cursed them and wouldn’t allow them to win until they retrieved the statue. Obviously many attempts were made to find it, but no one was successful.

In 2009 the uper body, lower body, and right hand of the statue were found when police thought it was a dead body, but the left hand and his glasses are missing and the Hanshin Tigers still have not won anything. It is said they will continue to lose until they find the last pieces. Here’s the colonel though!

#renacore

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if you let the demon that stole your family take their place, a miracle will never occur.

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#umineko #pinned

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i started reading umineko in the year 2020 and Boy Is It A Wild Ride

(pls….. no spoilers in the tags i’m on ep 6)

edit: you can now yell spoilers in the tags bc i finished it and boy howdy!!!!

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the miraculous

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need an umineko tarot deck with ange on the roof as The Fool and bern as the little creature beside her

#umineko #the amount of money i would pay for this. astronomical

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Vampire Au

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(battler voice) if i had a nickel for every time someone on the island fell to their death and got impaled on some sharp rocks, i would have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

#umineko

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people will be like “omg umineko is sooo intimidating it’s twice the length of war and peace l!!!1!!”

meanwhile, half the words: *cackle*cackle*cackle* Hihihihihihihihi….!!! *giggle*giggle* Ahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!

#sorry I didn’t do my proper research for this umineko shitpost #i think yall are right about it being 4c #4x**

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Yall ever think about how tiny lambda and bern are compared to everyone else?