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Old man yaoi

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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

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looking at that one booktok post and didn’t realize how funny this is. uou do not know what a safe word is

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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that

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Anyways, calling shoplifting “urban foraging” is very funny, a useful euphemism, should be done more often.

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Chappell Roan - Coachella 2024

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I bet giant isopods are sooo delicious broiled in butter the whole thing is like lobster meat

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well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

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top 10 sex positions that will leave naught but ash in your wake

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His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me

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puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

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Danny Phantom, The Show:

geeky kid gets super powers from his parents' weird inventions! now he has to fight a rogue gallery of ghosts... but uh-oh! he still has to keep his grades up, deal with his embarrassing parents, and navigate girl troubles! rap theme song!

Danny Phantom, the Fandom, After 19 Years of Fermentation:

a child dies. but not quite. the inherent tension between life and death. the obsession of the dead for faded remnants of the living. warped green shadows on the walls of a dark laboratory. having to hide your true nature from those who should be your greatest allies. the fear of the monster you could become if you let yourself. being a ghost as a metaphor for the trans experience. a cold breath on the back of your neck in the dead of the night. rap theme song!

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people look over my screen and be like what are you reading and how do i explain that its about harry potter's dad and his godfather's younger twink brother exploring their knife kink as a whole revolution unfolds around them

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I need an outlet for my marauders brainrot, so here I am, crawling back to tumblr

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ive been in my marauders era for 4 years now, these are just the receipts. love these boys

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Remus opened his letter, surprised when it appeared to be a howler. The last time he’d heard one was the day before Sirius got disowned back in 5th year.

He was in the dining hall for breakfast, sitting at the staff table. He watched as Harry and Hermione plotted, looking anxious. He blew it off, as it seemed Harry was always weary.

“A howler,” Snape sneered from beside him.

“Astute observation, Severus.” Remus told him, nodding at him.

Remus disregarded Snape, and focused on the howler. There was no name on it, so it was possible it was from a student playing a prank. In good nature, for the prankingnostalgia, Remus opened it.

There was silence for a moment before a loud, booming voice started to yell. “DARLINGGGGG, GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAIL” And it was his Sirius Black. And he knew they would find each other again.

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The only thing you need to know about Tim becoming Robin is that he's the protagonist of a horse girl movie and Batman is the horse.